Fuck You Witch

Fuck You Witch

Beshbarmak games · March 29, 2024 · Horror, Story Rich, Psychological Horror, Atmospheric, Realistic

Buy Fuck You Witch from Steam at $9.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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$9.99
lowest tracked $2.49
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Fuck You Witch price by region

Fuck You Witch costs $6.29 in Georgia (USD), £8.50 in the United Kingdom, €9.75 in Europe (EUR), $9.99 in the United States, CA$12.99 in Canada, A$14.50 in Australia, NZ$14.75 in New Zealand, R$32.99 in Brazil and zł45.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Fuck You Witch offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Georgia (USD) $6.29 $6.29 — 1
United Kingdom £8.50 £8.50 — 1
Europe (EUR) €9.75 €9.75 — 1
United Statesyour region $9.99 $9.99 — 1
Canada CA$12.99 CA$12.99 — 1
Australia A$14.50 A$14.50 — 1
New Zealand NZ$14.75 NZ$14.75 — 1
Brazil R$32.99 R$32.99 — 1
Poland zł45.99 zł45.99 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

About Fuck You Witch


Use a microphone because only Russian obscenities can save you from a witch.
If your Mom is home and there is no way to yell obscenities at the witch, then you can disable this function.
But make sure to wear headphones, because the main character will swear at your behalf, and the chance of getting a bollocking from your parents is very high.

Explore yurts in the Qazaq steppe and a post-Soviet apartment. There are a couple more locations that are fucking amazing, one is definitely to your taste... well, you'll see for yourself.

Find out what camels like, take a crash course in sewing, saddle a horse, discuss philosophy with others and just enjoy yourself.

Unravel to the world the most important secret—how to cook beshbarmak. There are also fucking awesome riddles that you can tell us from the heart and soul.

Along the way, figure out what kind of witch she is and why she fucked with you. This Alsou chick is there, maybe she will help somehow, because friends help each other, and you and she are only friends and nothing more.

1. Use a microphone and yell obscenities at the witch to drive her away.
2. If you wish, you can disable the microphone and use a keyboard or gamepad.
3. The game is a walking simulator.
4. Hidden objects.
5. Interesting storyline.
6. Average time to complete the game: 2:00:01

Note! The game features machine translation into the following languages:
- French
- German
- Spanish
- Portuguese (Brazilian)
- Chinese (Simplified)
- Korean
- Polish
- Japanese

Fuck You Witch — game info

Platforms
Windows
Steam Deck
Playable
Player modes
Single-player
Controller
Full controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Sep 12, 2026
Honestly, I thought this would be terrible because I did not like one of their other games but I had to play this, solely because of the title. No issues with performance (I just lowered settings down because with streaming it also maxed my GPU) and then lowered the volume settings as they were quite loud. The first few moments in the game, with the very unique settings and display tutorial and then the characters first lines, I knew what I was getting in for. Some of the humour is a little, off, but for the large majority it landed and I had a lot of fun with this. It knows what its about and it just has fun with it, especially in a thing regarding the shower later in the game. I will also say, for the horror side of it, it doesn't overdo jump scares which is nice. Theres a handful and placed relatively well throughout. Overall, I'd recommend for anyone wanting a comical horror you can just make fun and have fun with while playing. Not expensive, not too long and not bad by all means.
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Not recommended Aug 30, 2026
You can argue about the humour for sure. For me it mostly did not work. The english voice acting is so bad, often also speaking not loud enough that I couldn't understand most lines. Gameplay wise it's ok and it has some nice visuals, so it's not completly terrible.
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Recommended Oct 3, 2026
Absolute AAAA masterpiece 11/10 mind blowing graphics profound story undisputed replayability if you don't install this game I'll steal every last paper clip in your house and shove em up the first hobo I see roaming around your sister's apartment play the game NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
Recommended Sep 23, 2026
THE BEST GAME IVE EVER PLAYED! also fuh dat witch ouu shi
Recommended Sep 20, 2026
It's a short game but I got it at -78%. I wish you could change the voice language separate to the display/interface language. The English voiceover can be hard to understand at times, luckily there's subtitles. At least they didn't use some terrible yankee voice AI for the audio.
Recommended Sep 1, 2026
Exceptional gameplay and storryline

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