Adventure in My Head

I was playing this game like god intended, on the toilet with my Steam deck. I didn’t have to make any mud pies but when I’m at work I’ll take any excuse to play a game or too because it makes me feel alive. After trying out this game from a friend's recommendation I cannot tell you how sick to my stomach I felt. I usually can get away with a quick 1-2 hour gaming session on the toilet, but for just 10 minutes I was so scared that my bowels erupted in a way I’ve never experienced. From the first jump it all came loose, an ever pouring stream of willy wonkas chocolate waterfall filled the toilet bowl faster than Usain bolt breaking the 200 meter sprint in the olympics. What I felt was an immense amount of fear, disgust and shame, as the contents of the bowl backed up and started overflowing with me on it, filling up the bathroom as my co-workers screamed in horror. I pleaded with god for this nightmare to end and once it did I stepped out only to see the whole office pointing and laughing at me, they knew what I did and I could never go back to face them. This game caused me my job, my life, my wife and kids and I will NEVER play it ever again for fear of something much worse happen…

I didn't understand the ending, but its lowkey good. Interesting visuals, music and atmosphere. 10/10

kinda slop but it's ok cuz it's free. violence warning.

is this real shiver me timbers pmo

Glad I didn't pay money for this game. The game was mostly just bland events, and the ending is best described as grimderp. I wasn't expecting an amazing story, but I also think there are better uses for 5 mins of your time.

that was AWESOME dude i was really captivated when I pet the cat