Baldr's Squid Isekai: A Parody
A Memory of Eternity · 2024 · RPG, JRPG, Party-Based RPG, CRPG, 2D
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About Baldr's Squid Isekai: A Parody
Baldr’s Squid Isekai is a joke! It's also an adult parody RPG with lots of cartoon violence and sex!
Play as a mighty hero who got isekai’ed into a wet dream fantasy world. Kidnapped by legally and creatively distinct squid villains, you must fight your way out of the… Squid Game*.
*The full legal listing for the event is the Squid-related Series of Very Dangerous Combat Encounters Broken by Social Survival Type Scenarios
Join one of three groups of hot babes, almost like some shitty harem anime. We’ll show you what hentai wouldn’t dare!
Legitimate loving relationships built through a bonding experience under incredible stress. DETERMINATION!
The main thrust of the gameplay is leveling your characters, getting better loot, and of course, having ludicrous amounts of sexual intercourse with your unexplainably horny companions!
Gameplay features:
The game has a lot of reading.If you haven't completed my previous games, it might make no sense.
Play as a mighty hero who got isekai’ed into a wet dream fantasy world. Kidnapped by legally and creatively distinct squid villains, you must fight your way out of the… Squid Game*.
*The full legal listing for the event is the Squid-related Series of Very Dangerous Combat Encounters Broken by Social Survival Type Scenarios
Join one of three groups of hot babes, almost like some shitty harem anime. We’ll show you what hentai wouldn’t dare!
Legitimate loving relationships built through a bonding experience under incredible stress. DETERMINATION!
The main thrust of the gameplay is leveling your characters, getting better loot, and of course, having ludicrous amounts of sexual intercourse with your unexplainably horny companions!
Gameplay features:
- A narrative-driven RPG, who doesn't like porn with a plot? Satirizes tabletop RPGs, cRPGs, JRPGs and anime tropes.
- 5 distinct player classes that experience the game in different ways, i.e trick you into replaying the game!
- 6 recruitable companions with their own unique classes! And unique mouth feel!
- Lots of loot! A layered equipment system like history nerds always wanted!
- Speaking of which... there are gambesons!
- Optional Rogue-lite mechanics
- Animated pixel cartoon porn! With text, because reading can be done with no hands!
- Eldritch monstrosities! With boobs even! Warning: existential terror and general creepy stuff.
- Weird art project stuff!
The game has a lot of reading.If you haven't completed my previous games, it might make no sense.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Honestly one of the most annoying RPGs I've ever played. The awkward UI, the flat voice acting that seems like AI unless I'm mistaken (which constantly narrates the spoken text, distracting my reading), the weak humor (why is a parody game so dull in tone?), the mechanics constantly punishing me for not knowing how they work ahead of time, etcetera. The whole game is just grating on my nerves despite my efforts to enjoy it. It's a tedious, lifeless experience where one hour feels like six, and porn being somewhere inside is not worth the utter lack of charisma the whole package provides. I don't regret backing it on Kickstarter, but I sincerely hope the creator uses that money to make something less lethargic next time. Please incorporate fun into the next game.13 found this helpful
This game still has some bugs, but after reporting a major one that prevented me from progressing, the developer responded to my review, researched it and put out a patch fixing it. I just verified it is fixed and I was able to progress past that point. The game has a quirky battle system, and the game is incredibly difficult at the start and gets easier if you can get past your first few fights.12 found this helpful
I had some much hope for this game but it's boring and the sex is no good9 found this helpful
Fun little game. I'm enjoying the humor and the combat system isn't too odd (though I do play the dev's other games so I'm used to some of the quirks already)5 found this helpful
How to make a lunch Twafflo 1 hard taco shell (which you will need to have tacoed into shape beforehand) 1 small waffle (which you will need to have waffled into being beforehand) 1 tablespoon peanut butter (crunchy or creamy) 1 tablespoon jam or jelly (Marionberry jam is superior but can use peasant jams instead) Coat the sides of your taco in peanut butter. Put jam into the waffle and fold it in half. Put your waffle into your taco. Buy a video game solely to give the developer money, without any intention of playing it. Laugh at the metahumor for a couple of minutes. Leave an off-topic review. Serve with microwaved tea5 found this helpful
Its good so far. LIght hearted and funny3 found this helpful
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