The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

inXile Entertainment · 2009 · RPG, Adventure, Comedy, Action, Fantasy

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Game Pass Mostly Positive77% · 99070Metacritic
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About The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

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Play as a cynical Bard who summons magical allies through song to fight your way through a massive world filled with bizarre characters, dangerous bosses, and over 150 legendary items across 20-30 hours of adventure. This collection bundles the original classics with a modern reimagining that features Hollywood voice acting, elaborate musical numbers, and a refreshingly sarcastic take on fantasy adventuring.

Now includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3!

You are the Bard: a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join your quest!

Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure, featuring:
  • 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
  • A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
  • A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
  • Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
  • 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
  • Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
  • More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
  • Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
  • Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jul 4, 2026
Despite it's age, this game gets somehow better with time. It's a rare breed of parody-RPG made by the titans of Interplay with genuinely good puns and terrific songs. Plus it's also spots industry legends like Tony Jay (his last work) as a narrator and Tommy Tallarico as a songwriter. The game itself is not that brilliant (it's just OK arpg with cool summon gimmicks) but oh my good is it funny, refreshing and full of clever puns and truly insightful jokes. It's a Steam Hidden Gem and I really think you should at least try it on sale.
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Not recommended Jul 16, 2026
[h1] Review[/h1] I've been wanting to play this game for a long time, but I lost interest very quickly after only a few hours. The game has a really unique concept as an action-adventure with some RPG elements, acting as a parody of the genre. Unfortunately, it fails to be much more than that. [u]Gameplay[/u] You can create your own character, but the choices you make barely matter. You can choose to focus on either bows or melee combat. Investing in health, luck (for more money), and rhythm (for summons) is practically mandatory in every playthrough. You can also choose a difficulty setting, but this simply leaves your character underleveled by giving you fewer starting stat points. Combat revolves entirely around your weapon choice and the summons you decide to use. As you progress, you unlock new summons that make up your party. If a summon dies, you're forced to sit through a lengthy summoning animation to bring it back. If multiple summons die during a large fight, you're often better off reloading a checkpoint, as your magic regenerates very slowly and you'll spend a long time running around waiting for enough mana to resummon them. In addition to summons, there are …
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Recommended Jul 16, 2026
I played this game back in the day we purchased it and remembered why I loved it all over again.The humor in this game is spot on and if you guys haven't ever played it this is a must try.
Recommended Jul 11, 2026
good
Not recommended Jul 3, 2026
Would be half thumbs. If you're wanting to see the humor, just watch a playthrough. Playing the game was a clunky experience, could've been more tightened up and cut a lot, a lot more fat in many ways.
Not recommended Jun 30, 2026
I know we are 20 years on, but I have tried this on two different platforms (iOS and Steam Deck) and encountered catastrophic bugs in both cases. I can't even get past character creation on the deck. The game just goes into an eternal load screen. If this doesn't run on deck that's fine, but it should be labeled as such. Until it's fixed or updated info-wise it's a big thumbs down for me.

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