Battle Babes

"Battle Babes" is a really mediocre "me too" card battler game that you're expected to spend a lot of money on DLC for. Amazingly this was kickstarted, but it seems like nobody who backed it bothered to play it (try to keep a straight face when you see the SteamdB player counts, this was a disaster). I guess part of the reason this failed so badly is because it looks like a mobile app, it's not truly free, and it's trying to compete with far better games (Hearthstone, MTG Arena etc) while offering far less. This is only free in a rudimentary sense... You don't get the full game, you have to spend an eye watering amount of money on DLC (FIFTY UNITED STATES DOLLARS) if you want the complete thing. The developer set out to mislead gamers by suggesting this is free when it's not... predatory and nasty monetization we expect from trashy mobile devs, and this kind of thing has no place on Steam. Even though this is misleadingly advertised as "free", it failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 3 concurrent players... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it away. Bearing in mind that free g…

Very low quality and low effort AI generated game. Today (25.06.2025) ZERO players online. No one play this game. Dont waste your time and money.

was unimpressed! its too bad because it had potential. however the game is simply a watered down card game with basic MTG (magic the gathering) type ruleset. you saying well that sounds fun, in another game maybe, but this game throws you in the deep end and expects you to know how to swim already! the "tutorial" didnt show me how to play at all, but instead set me up in a challenge style match where you have to find the right combo of cards to clear the scenario! talk about trial by fire! when i got tired of that i figures id go into solo play and try my luck at my first achievement! no dice! (or maybe i should have said i rolled a critical fail) after wining my first battle in solo with the fire starter deck... no cheevo! i guess they have to be unlocked in multiplayer if they even can be unlocked! then looked at the rest of the decks and i wasnt even sure how the store worked but the steam page has all the other decks listed as DLC! sorry F2P players no free cheevos or game here! unless you really like CCGs and MTG is your spirit animal, id steer clear of these babes because the only battle here is which one will get you to open your wallet! if i wanted to deal with "babes" l…

Surprisingly fun for a free game made with AI assets! Even more so considering that just buying only the latest DLC unlocks all prior DLC, than this is most certainly something I'm going to be playing and supporting for a while. My only gripe is that I wish there was an option to disable, or at least extend, the turn timer. I like taking my time to figure out the most optimal play. <3

Pretty artwork

Battle Babes: More Like Booty Babes (But Seriously, Don't Expect That) Alright, let's get this out of the way first: If you're here for a game overflowing with scantily clad warriors battling it out in a gloriously inappropriate way, well, buckle up for disappointment town, population: you. Battle Babes, despite its suggestive title, is about as titillating as watching your grandma play bridge online. **But is it Fun? Let's Discuss.** Now, here's the surprising part: This game, despite its misleading name, can actually be kind of fun! It's a free-to-play turn-based card game with a decent amount of strategic depth. You collect cards featuring warriors with, ahem, "striking" personalities, and then unleash them in epic (but fully clothed) battles. Fire vs. Water? Nature vs. Blood? This game has it all (well, most of it). **The Grind is Real, But So is the Sass** Be warned, though, the grind can be a real monster. Building your deck and acquiring powerful cards takes time, especially if you're a free-to-play player. But hey, at least the characters themselves are pretty sassy. They throw out one-liners faster than you can say "strategic card placement," which can be surprisi…