Block Pooper 9
Popcannibal · 2018 · Indie, Action, Local Multiplayer, Funny, 2D Fighter
PC
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About Block Pooper 9
"Is it true?" she whispered breathlessly. "Do they poop......blocks?"
"Yes." I replied, firm and comforting. "They poop blocks."
"How many blo..."
I cut her off. "So many blocks."
Her voice was choked with emotion. She'd never dared to dream....
"And...it has local multi-player, with competitive tournament action? How many players?"
"At least 6. More if you can figure out how to plug them all in. XBOX, PS4, Wiimotes. Everything I could find."
Electrostatic energy crackled between us as I explained that it was a party game. Players control heads that fly around like rockets, competing to collect falling points and collaborating to keep the heart from being eaten. Her jaw trembled when I told her it offered intense, physics based action, where your best defense was to excrete blocks on all those beneath you.
She was silent, but I knew her thoughts rushed like the hot blood in our veins.
"I.....I love you" she whispered. Her eyes wet. Hands trembling.
As the years passed, our love would be tested, but always came out square in the end.
"Yes." I replied, firm and comforting. "They poop blocks."
"How many blo..."
I cut her off. "So many blocks."
Her voice was choked with emotion. She'd never dared to dream....
"And...it has local multi-player, with competitive tournament action? How many players?"
"At least 6. More if you can figure out how to plug them all in. XBOX, PS4, Wiimotes. Everything I could find."
Electrostatic energy crackled between us as I explained that it was a party game. Players control heads that fly around like rockets, competing to collect falling points and collaborating to keep the heart from being eaten. Her jaw trembled when I told her it offered intense, physics based action, where your best defense was to excrete blocks on all those beneath you.
She was silent, but I knew her thoughts rushed like the hot blood in our veins.
"I.....I love you" she whispered. Her eyes wet. Hands trembling.
As the years passed, our love would be tested, but always came out square in the end.
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It's not a bad game but its not a good game really like its not that bad i woulnt be like ooooh its so bad but like bro its block pooper 9 and it was kind of bad. if i would play the game i would be like eeh im just gonna play something else. C-
Pooping on your friends is fun.
Игра "Block Pooper 9" – это невероятно затягивающая головоломка, которая умудряется быть простой в освоении, но сложной в достижении мастерства. Игровой процесс сосредоточен на стратегическом размещении блоков и их последующем уничтожении, что требует от игрока продумывать каждый ход наперёд. Визуально игра выглядит достаточно минималистично, что, однако, добавляет ей шарма и не отвлекает от сути геймплея. Что действительно отличает "Block Pooper 9" от множества подобных игр, так это её прогрессия и чувство удовлетворения от очищенного игрового поля. С каждым новым уровнем появляются новые испытания и механики, которые заставляют переосмысливать свою стратегию и адаптироваться к изменяющимся условиям. И хоть в игре нет навороченной графики или сложного сюжета, она умудряется увлечь на часы, благодаря своей зависимости от тактического планирования и приятному чувству прогресса. Рекомендую всем любителям головоломок, которые ищут что-то новое и увлекательное!
Block Pooper 9 10/10
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