What is the cheapest place to buy Calm Down, Stalin?

Steam at $3.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.

Is Calm Down, Stalin free?

No — Calm Down, Stalin is a paid game. The cheapest we can find it is $3.99.

Has Calm Down, Stalin ever been cheaper?

Yes — the lowest we have tracked since September 2026 is $1.59. It is $3.99 today.

Is Calm Down, Stalin Steam Deck compatible?

Mostly. Valve rates Calm Down, Stalin Playable on Steam Deck: it runs, but may need some manual tweaking — a community controller layout, or zooming in on small text.

Can I play Calm Down, Stalin on Mac?

Not natively — Steam lists no macOS version of Calm Down, Stalin. Mac players would need a cloud gaming service or a Windows compatibility layer.

Is Calm Down, Stalin multiplayer?

No — Steam lists Calm Down, Stalin as single-player only.

Is Calm Down, Stalin on PC Game Pass?

No — Calm Down, Stalin is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $3.99.

Calm Down, Stalin

Name: Calm Down, Stalin
Brand: Cartboard Games
Availability: InStock

Cartboard Games · September 8, 2016 · Memes, Casual, Indie, Funny, Politics

Buy Calm Down, Stalin from Steam at $3.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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$3.99

lowest tracked $1.59

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Where to buy Calm Down, Stalin — official stores

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$3.99

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Calm Down, Stalin price by region

Calm Down, Stalin costs $2.69 in Georgia (USD), £3.39 in the United Kingdom, $3.99 in the United States, €3.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$4.99 in Canada, A$5.95 in Australia, NZ$5.99 in New Zealand, R$13.79 in Brazil and zł17.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Calm Down, Stalin offer in each region, in local currency
Region	Best price	Official store	Key shop	Stores
Georgia (USD)	$2.69	$2.69	—	1
United Kingdom	£3.39	£3.39	—	1
United Statesyour region	$3.99	$3.99	—	1
Europe (EUR)	€3.99	€3.99	—	1
Canada	CA$4.99	CA$4.99	—	1
Australia	A$5.95	A$5.95	—	1
New Zealand	NZ$5.99	NZ$5.99	—	1
Brazil	R$13.79	R$13.79	—	1
Poland	zł17.99	zł17.99	—	1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Calm Down, Stalin

✦ AI summary

Calm Down, Stalin is a darkly comedic game where you control Stalin's hands to manage nuclear tensions, sign documents, and handle state affairs while fighting mounting stress. Juggle bureaucratic tasks and pipe-smoking rituals to keep your hands steady enough to avoid accidentally triggering nuclear war.

Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!

Calm Down, Stalin — game info

Platforms: Windows
Steam Deck: Playable
Player modes: Single-player
Controller: Partial controller support
PC Game Pass: Not included

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Calm Down, Stalin price history

Calm Down, Stalin is $3.99 at Steam right now, compared across 1 store. The lowest we have tracked is $1.59.

2026-09-26low $1.59 · now $3.99

Calm Down, Stalin price changes · since 26 Sep 2026
Date	Price	Store
9 Oct 2026	$3.99 ▲	Steam
1 Oct 2026	$1.59 ▼	Steam
26 Sep 2026	$3.99	—

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Calm Down, Stalin — questions & answers

What is the cheapest place to buy Calm Down, Stalin?: Steam at $3.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.
Is Calm Down, Stalin free?: No — Calm Down, Stalin is a paid game. The cheapest we can find it is $3.99.
Has Calm Down, Stalin ever been cheaper?: Yes — the lowest we have tracked since September 2026 is $1.59. It is $3.99 today.
Is Calm Down, Stalin Steam Deck compatible?: Mostly. Valve rates Calm Down, Stalin Playable on Steam Deck: it runs, but may need some manual tweaking — a community controller layout, or zooming in on small text.
Can I play Calm Down, Stalin on Mac?: Not natively — Steam lists no macOS version of Calm Down, Stalin. Mac players would need a cloud gaming service or a Windows compatibility layer.
Is Calm Down, Stalin multiplayer?: No — Steam lists Calm Down, Stalin as single-player only.
Is Calm Down, Stalin on PC Game Pass?: No — Calm Down, Stalin is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $3.99.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Calm Down, Stalin is a humorous indie game that players find entertaining and funny, with several praising it as a peak experience. The core gameplay loop of trying to help Stalin calm down seems to resonate with players despite the inherent absurdity of the premise. Players generally recommend it as a worthwhile casual experience, though some note it may be better experienced during a sale rather than at full price.

Recommended Aug 14, 2026

This guy NEEDS to CALM DOWN

2 found this helpful

Recommended Aug 27, 2026

Im trying to help comrade calm down. He cant. Im sad. 7/10

1 found this helpful

Recommended Jul 7, 2026

STALIN GAMING!!!!

1 found this helpful

Recommended Sep 5, 2026

Funny game 10/10

Recommended Aug 6, 2026

calm down stalin

Recommended Jul 22, 2026

Very peak game 10/10

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