Clash for Crust

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banger, play it with the homies as a drinking game

Def cute needs online play :p liked how the visuals are solid and not pix-elated

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"Clash for Crust" is a rather poor and unsuccessful party brawler me-too game where players use console peasant kids toys (because there is no proper online mode) to beat each other up with the objective of feeding their gulls a pizza crust. The entire premise pins on the developers assumption that seagulls are flightless birds. Seagulls are not flightless birds. That is a beautiful example for everything else that's wrong with this, too. Not to put too fine a point on it, but just about everyone using Steam has an internet connection. It seems the developers didn't know about this so they went for local multiplayer, becuase I guess they couldn't tell the difference between a gaming PC (at a desk, for a single user) and a console peasant console appliance. That's an important distinction though... because making and publishing a game on the wrong platform is a direct cause of failure here. Heck, this might have done well on the Nintendo Playstation. But here we are on PC, looking for PC games. The developer of this game couldn't figure out how to add proper online networking, so they expect players to all drive to one house and sit next to each other in the same room. Usin…

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