Dairy Dave

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it's free so unlease it breaks you computer or try to milk your money it's a thumbs up for me, this game is like a very polished wario ware game, with nice pixel art and difficulty settings. so I don't see why not give this little project a positive review, it's not a full game but I didn't thought of it as a full game but as a small nice game jam like game. hope the devs will make a new game with more content that I would happily buy for a few dollors

Игра "Dairy Dave" – это восхитительно простая, но невероятно затягивающая аркада. С первого взгляда может показаться, что это обычная бродилка, но чем дальше продвигаешься, тем больше понимаешь глубину геймплея. Собирание молока, уклонение от препятствий и стратегическое использование бонусов создают приятный челлендж. Особенно радует пиксельная графика, выполненная в ярких и сочных цветах. Она идеально подходит для атмосферы игры и вызывает чувство ностальгии по старым добрым аркадам. Простое управление делает игру доступной для всех, что тоже большой плюс. Единственный минус - иногда игра может показаться немного однообразной после длительной игры, но разработчики постоянно добавляют новые уровни и контент, что поддерживает интерес на высоком уровне. В целом, "Dairy Dave" – отличный выбор для коротких игровых сессий и убийства времени. Рекомендую всем любителям аркад!

"Dairy Dave" is an incredibly low quality mobile app that's been dumped on Steam for god knows what reason... I guess kudos to the developer for something, 99% of garbage mobile apps on Steam have toxic cash shops. This falls into the 1% of garbage mobile apps that don't have a cash shop. It's still a mobile app on Steam, which is for PC gamers, and that's a problem. And what a game! This isn't. This is an extaordinarily low quality endless runner with a milk/lactose intolerance theme (okay maybe not, but I think I may have developed lactose intolerance from this because the quality is so bad I felt a bit ill). What do you do in the game? Endless running, but with some milk collection. This is a mobile app... it doesn't matter if this was ported to PC before or after the app store release, or even if this didn't even make it to the app stores. This is built for the absolutely lowest of all gaming platforms and must be judged as such... it's not going to give you a cutting edge PC gaming experience. That alone is enough to disqualify this from any recommendation. We don't spend thousands building gaming rigs so that we can pretend they're iPhones and play iPhone games an…

[h1]Before I played Dairy Dave, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]

[h1] Jumpman [/h1] Dairy Dave out here on the real grind. Mistertabasco is about 2 seconds away from being sued directly by Nintendo for all the stolen valor Dairy Dave is stealing, thieving, and robbing right from under Chris Pratt's comical mustache. Yeah, I said it. Charlie Day, Jack Black, and Seth Rogan might be amazing choices, but hear me out: Why the ♥♥♥♥ Chris Pratt? Chris Pratt should be playing Dairy Dave instead. Real Jumpman. Don't need to be making up "bouncing on Koobas and Goompos since I was a kid," ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass excuses. Nah, you just gotta play 1 minute (or in my case minimum 2 hours) of this one game and boom, you got your character roll. I mean it ain't like there's a lot to it. You auto-run, jump, and stay still to milk cows. There is something to be said about simplistic gameplay sure, but this simple of gameplay? No thanks, I'm good, I'll find my in some other game.