What is the cheapest place to buy Don't Die! Douche!?

Steam at $0.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.

Is Don't Die! Douche! free?

No — Don't Die! Douche! is a paid game. The cheapest we can find it is $0.99.

Has Don't Die! Douche! ever been cheaper?

Yes — the lowest we have tracked is $0.74. It is $0.99 today.

Can I play Don't Die! Douche! on Mac?

Not natively — Steam lists no macOS version of Don't Die! Douche!. Mac players would need a cloud gaming service or a Windows compatibility layer.

Is Don't Die! Douche! multiplayer?

No — Steam lists Don't Die! Douche! as single-player only.

Is Don't Die! Douche! on PC Game Pass?

No — Don't Die! Douche! is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $0.99.

Don't Die! Douche!

Name: Don't Die! Douche!
Brand: Spooky Doughnut Games
Availability: InStock

Spooky Doughnut Games · October 29, 2020 · Casual, Precision Platformer, Side Scroller, 2D Platformer, Difficult

Buy Don't Die! Douche! from Steam at $0.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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lowest tracked $0.74

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Where to buy Don't Die! Douche! — official stores

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$0.99

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Don't Die! Douche! price by region

Don't Die! Douche! costs €0.79 in Europe (EUR), £0.79 in the United Kingdom, $0.90 in Georgia (USD), $0.99 in the United States, CA$1.19 in Canada, NZ$1.29 in New Zealand, A$1.50 in Australia, R$2.29 in Brazil and zł3.59 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Don't Die! Douche! offer in each region, in local currency
Region	Best price	Official store	Key shop	Stores
Europe (EUR)	€0.79	€0.79	—	1
United Kingdom	£0.79	£0.79	—	1
Georgia (USD)	$0.90	$0.90	—	1
United Statesyour region	$0.99	$0.99	—	1
Canada	CA$1.19	CA$1.19	—	1
New Zealand	NZ$1.29	NZ$1.29	—	1
Australia	A$1.50	A$1.50	—	1
Brazil	R$2.29	R$2.29	—	1
Poland	zł3.59	zł3.59	—	1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Don't Die! Douche!

Charge your way through 5 fever-dream precision platformer worlds, dodging a plethora of bizarre dangers on your way. And remember: Don't Die! Douche!

...Except That You Will Die...A Lot!

This uncompromising love letter to the rage games of old has been purposely crafted to annoy, upset and enrage you!

Over 20 perilous levels, spread across 5 worlds full of weirdness and legally ambiguous parody
Discover shocking secrets that will make you question your own sanity (or at least that of the creator!)
Your chance to achieve a range of speed ratings for each level - Can you Gold them all?
Not at all annoying soundtrack

Don't Die! Douche! — game info

Platforms: Windows
Player modes: Single-player
PC Game Pass: Not included

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Don't Die! Douche! price history

Don't Die! Douche! is $0.99 at Steam right now, compared across 1 store. The lowest we have tracked is $0.74.

2026-09-26low $0.99 · now $0.99

Don't Die! Douche! price changes · since 26 Sep 2026
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26 Sep 2026	$0.99	—

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Don't Die! Douche! — questions & answers

What is the cheapest place to buy Don't Die! Douche!?: Steam at $0.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.
Is Don't Die! Douche! free?: No — Don't Die! Douche! is a paid game. The cheapest we can find it is $0.99.
Has Don't Die! Douche! ever been cheaper?: Yes — the lowest we have tracked is $0.74. It is $0.99 today.
Can I play Don't Die! Douche! on Mac?: Not natively — Steam lists no macOS version of Don't Die! Douche!. Mac players would need a cloud gaming service or a Windows compatibility layer.
Is Don't Die! Douche! multiplayer?: No — Steam lists Don't Die! Douche! as single-player only.
Is Don't Die! Douche! on PC Game Pass?: No — Don't Die! Douche! is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $0.99.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Feb 18, 2021

Don't buy this game.

2 found this helpful

Recommended Dec 11, 2020

Don't Die! Douche! is one of those games you just want to keep playing out of sheer joyful anger. It's anarchic humour and rage inducing difficulty make you want to keep coming back for more... a bit like your mum.

1 found this helpful

Recommended Dec 8, 2020

Well, I played this game as a friend made it, and I thought I'd show my support. I'm very glad I did, but partly wishing I hadn't. The main reason is because it's so infuriating. It is a great game though, and I'm determined to complete it. Get it. Have fun, and try not to launch anything.

1 found this helpful

Recommended Jul 4, 2026

Totally worth it. Another one of those rage-baiting platform games that would frustrate you. It was pretty short, and the Christmas DLC was alright. I enjoy looking at the references and seeing how goofy the gameplay is.

Recommended Mar 12, 2021

Absolutely infuriating. I've rage quit this game more times in the first week than anything ever before. Yet I can't help but go back to it out of sheer determination to beat the next level. Highly recommended if you love 2D side scrolling platformers.

Recommended Mar 7, 2021

This game is fun. It is relaxing but at the same time fills you with RAGE! You simply don't know what's going to kill you or when it's going to kill you.It will make you sweat, you'll laugh, you may even rage quit. I have live streamed this game on Twitch and I was giggling like a schoolgirl and I'd not even had a beer. Get some mates round, have a few beers and challenge one another to not die. Have fun!

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