Don't Die! Douche!

Don't Die! Douche!

Spooky Doughnut Games · 2020 · Casual, Precision Platformer, Side Scroller, 2D Platformer, Difficult

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About Don't Die! Douche!

Charge your way through 5 fever-dream precision platformer worlds, dodging a plethora of bizarre dangers on your way. And remember: Don't Die! Douche!

...Except That You Will Die...A Lot!

This uncompromising love letter to the rage games of old has been purposely crafted to annoy, upset and enrage you!
  • Over 20 perilous levels, spread across 5 worlds full of weirdness and legally ambiguous parody
  • Discover shocking secrets that will make you question your own sanity (or at least that of the creator!)
  • Your chance to achieve a range of speed ratings for each level - Can you Gold them all?
  • Not at all annoying soundtrack

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Feb 18, 2021
Don't buy this game.
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Recommended Dec 11, 2020
Don't Die! Douche! is one of those games you just want to keep playing out of sheer joyful anger. It's anarchic humour and rage inducing difficulty make you want to keep coming back for more... a bit like your mum.
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Recommended Dec 8, 2020
Well, I played this game as a friend made it, and I thought I'd show my support. I'm very glad I did, but partly wishing I hadn't. The main reason is because it's so infuriating. It is a great game though, and I'm determined to complete it. Get it. Have fun, and try not to launch anything.
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Recommended Jul 4, 2026
Totally worth it. Another one of those rage-baiting platform games that would frustrate you. It was pretty short, and the Christmas DLC was alright. I enjoy looking at the references and seeing how goofy the gameplay is.
Recommended Mar 12, 2021
Absolutely infuriating. I've rage quit this game more times in the first week than anything ever before. Yet I can't help but go back to it out of sheer determination to beat the next level. Highly recommended if you love 2D side scrolling platformers.
Recommended Mar 7, 2021
This game is fun. It is relaxing but at the same time fills you with RAGE! You simply don't know what's going to kill you or when it's going to kill you.It will make you sweat, you'll laugh, you may even rage quit. I have live streamed this game on Twitch and I was giggling like a schoolgirl and I'd not even had a beer. Get some mates round, have a few beers and challenge one another to not die. Have fun!

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