Dungeons & Vampires

My gambling addict friend said if I post a review and it gets 250 likes and 50 Awards that he will buy me a case of beer, some vodka and 1 kg of lemon So im just gonna leave this here. Мой друг-игроман сказал, что если я опубликую отзыв и он наберет 250 лайков и 50 наград, он купит мне ящик пива, немного водки и 1 кг лимона, так что я просто оставлю это здесь.

I might have got this game in a bundle or something. Didn't know what it was, small file size had 10 minutes spare, thought i'd try an unplayed game. 2 hours later was still loving it, so addictive little rogue type risk evaluation game. Initially presented with something like a dungeon where you click squares to reveal the next situation and decide on the risk level vs reward and progression is worth it. I didn't think this would be my type of game at all but I can see this being one of my favourite chill out games for a while to come. Such a simple but great design , I'll be coming back to this.

Dungeons & Vampires is, well, the story of my life. Another day, another pile of Russian shovelware garbage on Steam to sort through. This time, instead of an asset flip, we have some half-baked attempt to make a mobile app. This mobile app doesn't seem to have made it to the app stores, but they have QA, so it's completely understandable. Valve, however, doesn't believe in QA, so here we are. This mobile app is supposed to be some kind of "roguelike" dungeon crawler, but in Rogue you had the ability to move around and deep inventory management and other RPG gameplay. Here, it's more like minesweeper. You're presented with a grid and you must tap your iphone screen to reveal the contents of the different squares. Sometimes something nice like an upgrade, or a key, or a door or a wall, and sometimes a monster that you have to tap on to kill. As far as video games go, this is a sad joke. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. While there are options to change the resolution for the game, all this does is scale up the simplistic 2D art assets used to make the game, which makes little or no diff…

Very bad

a little difficult and slightly overpriced, but definitely fun for $0.99

Terrible. So boring and pointless. I'm mad I spent $.74 on this.