Fight desserts

I'm trying to improve my writing skills, and my English of course, in order to write shorter reviews. It's good for all my pains too starting from the many surgical operations I had at my right arm.. Ok, well, this game reminded me a lot of a very old game, I'm sure it was for PC, like, in the late '90s, when you were something like a small thing and you had to make your way through the enormous objects that make up the rooms of a standard house. Well, it was like one of the first 3D platformers, sort of. Nothing remarkable, anyways. This game takes the same graphical approach. Based on Unity, you'll have to choose the resolution in which you'll want to play and the graphics quality, although it doesn't matters that much since the game is very basic for what concerns graphics. And there's only one map.. which is basically a room in a house. But starting from the main menu: well, there's nothing. No tutorial, no how to play, no backstory, not even credits: play or "back to your life", which would have wanted to be a smart thing to write instead of quit? Anyways, that's what you can do. Play the only level or quit. The game's a third-person shooter; with a top view, you'll be a smal…

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This game was made by a 12 yo on unity. And it sucks

Close your eyes and imagine a better food based twin stick shooter. Multiple dessert based weapons, Sugar guns, Spice grenades, Cream cannons(heyoh !), sprinkle bombs etc. Larger cakes and cookies could carry small raisin troops and deploy them like infantry around the battlefield. Upgrades and Power ups like Custard cluster bombs and the horrors of pastry warfare while enemy cakes lie wounded and dying spewing jam and cream all over... It could probably be rather decent, unfortunately it wasn`t to be and we ended up with this lazy lump of a cheap asset pack and likely someones first game attempt dumped onto Steam or maybe it`s something more diabolical. Mostly it`s just a headache waiting to happen as the 1 gun noise is just so obnoxious it starts to burn your ears. No I don`t recommend it, it`s rubbish.

Too bad