战争冒险 序章 (2022)

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RPG Maker strikes again! "战争冒险 序章" (War Adventure Prologue) is one of hundreds of low effort retro-pixel RPG Maker asset/construction kit flips spamming the Steam catalog, made with the RPG Maker video game construction kit... in their own words, "Our easy to use tools are simple enough for a child." Like all RPG Maker "games", this is essentially a bunch of low quality/canned assets from RPG Maker coupled with a cringeworthy high school anime club fan fiction. Notably, the "developer" couldn't work out how to use RPG Maker to make a JRPG (the only thing it can do, and it's terrible at it). Instead, we have a completely garbage adventure/E-book/visual novel made out of flipped RPG Maker assets. A lot of the game involves the developers imaginary girlfriends, who are all European high school students. Cringey and creepy stuff. There's a comedy backdrop, and the comedy is just how badly the Chinese developer has absolutely no understanding about life in Europe... the topic of the game is "warring European tribes in the 1990s". Europe hasn't had tribes since Rome conquered the place. This isn't even the full game, it's just an advertisement for it. As with all RPG Maker game…

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