小品模拟器 (2024)

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"小品模拟器" or "Sketch Simulator" is, according to the developer, a game where you click on the entry to complete the program your own sister. Whatever that means. Was Google Translate having a stroke? Or was the developer having a stroke and Google just translated it faithfully? We'll never know until the developer gets out of the stroke ward. Anyway, this is just a text game where you click on Chinese phrases to complete a comedy routine in a short space of time. The implementation quality is bad, the jokes are even worse than mine, and the value for gamers is none. There's no English translation for the game, but that's okay. The language of bad games is universal. The graphics aren't great, just a mostly static backdrop and text you click on, could have been done in a web browser. That's understandably a turn off for a lot of gamers, and it's a big contributor to the failure of the game to attract gamers despite having no up-front cost. Gaming is a primarily visual medium, and if developers want to succeed, they must understand that it's not an area for compromise. You deserve better than compromises. The developer chose not to do the job of a real game developer and c…

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