Insect: Bombardier beetle

This is certainly a game that exists. Not a game that's worth $16, or really worth money at all, but it does technically have all the features to qualify as a game. You play as a bug that spits at other bugs until they die. That's it. The other bugs walk at you extremely slowly so most of the game is spent walking backwards and clicking your mouse a lot, because the other bugs have a decent amount of health and respawn too many times. I'm not sure how anyone thought this would be enjoyable enough to release, let alone charge money for, but it's here. There are also hazards on some levels that you could theoretically lead your enemies into, but they really don't come into play at all because by the time you've led them anywhere you've spat on them enough to kill them.

this is so much better than therapy. riveting gameplay. thank you insect bombardier beetle

Two Words: Absolute Masterpiece. Before playing this game, I was a rizzless individual. I had nothing. I had nobody. My life was, to put it simply, wasted in every aspect you can imagine. Going through life was tough. Waking up to my rizz being depleted 24/7, I needed change and this game was that change. Upon finding the game I was immediately put into a state of shock. That shock turned into cardiac arrest and I was on life support shortly after my arrival to the hospital. I felt like I had just spoken with the almighty lord himself. I woke up 23 days, 17 hours, & 36 minutes later and immediately left the hospital to play the game. I loaded it up and played the game. Ladies and Gentlemen, let me tell you now, my life has changed. Big time too. I'm big time now. I walk down the street and women just throw themselves at me. Men cry upon seeing me, knowing they'll never live up to my standard of life. I cannot recommend this game enough, - The Rizzard Of Oz