Millennial Simulator
Bardstorm · 2023 · Simulation, Life Sim, Singleplayer, Immersive Sim, Memes
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About Millennial Simulator
- Simulate your utter desperation to buy your very own home
- Tirelessly endure Karens at dead-end jobs whilst paying rent to fund landlord Derek's 6th investment property
- Waste what tiny glimmer of hope you have for a better life by sending yourself into exorbitant debt to get an education
- Splurge your fleeting funds on that delicious avo on toast
- Hone your snowflake senses by hitting the gym or boosting your stats in the upgrade store
- Get rejected by hot babes
- Somehow become even uglier by suffering Covid-19
- Explore a misleadingly enjoyable and colorful world
- TRY. TO. SURVIVE.
And if through your trials, you finally do make enough for that deposit...your journey has only just begun...
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Millennial Simulator offers an interesting survival management concept where players balance work, eating, and sleep, but the game's difficulty feels punishing rather than rewarding. Players frequently report getting stuck in unwinnable situations due to injuries that severely cripple mobility, forcing repetitive grinding that becomes tedious, and they cite frustrations like unskippable cutscenes and poor balance between costs and earnings that make progression feel nearly impossible. While the game has potential as an indie title with a unique premise, the brutal difficulty combined with qual
https://youtu.be/QcMHLd4Xics https://rumble.com/v2mhjva-millennial-simulator-gameplay-indie-sim.html This is a nice little sim game in which you are going to have to eat, sleep, work and survive. I didn't do everything there is to be done in the game because for some jobs or things that you can buy you need experience and money. So I guess the game offers more content than I've shown here, so for just a couple of dollars you can support the dev and experience the tiring life of a 18 yo millennial.4 found this helpful
Ran around for an hour trying to figure out what to do. Tried some strategies and kept dying. I could probably have figured out a way to survive but I did not want to keep playing. Not helped by the little annoyances: the "spam timer" that lasts way too long and the fact that every time you die you have to watch the beginning cutscene all over again without skipping. I know the game is supposed to be brutal but it is so brutal to the point it isn't fun. As example- in one run, I broke my toe, ignored it, and it escalated to a broken leg, leaving me so slow that I couldn't get to food in time not to starve. Game said "this isn't america, go to the hospital!" so the next time I broke my toe, I went straight there. Before I reached the door it escalated to a broken leg. I was able to make it to the hospital but couldn't find how I was supposed to get treated, since the one person I talked to turned me away for insufficient funds without even telling me how much I needed. Before I could even leave the building, I died of starvation because it took so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long to walk anywhere that I was dead basically the moment I broke my toe. The price is low but like... would you pay to take…1 found this helpful
this game is ass... practically unbeatable / unable to progress. you inevitably get a broken toe or leg in which you cant recover from which immobilizes your movement speed drastically. the only way to progress is working in pizza spot for ages, sleep on bench, and save. however with 300 bucks in my pocket i could afford a toe repair . if you use hotel youll only net 10-20 profit a day from eating healthy.
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