Paddle Paddle Paddle
Zoroarts · 2025 · Casual, Co-op, Parkour, Racing, Singleplayer
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About Paddle Paddle Paddle
Navigate an absurdly difficult obstacle course by paddling a boat through lava, swinging axes, and impossible jumps in this physics-based co-op nightmare. Play solo controlling both paddles or team up locally/online where coordination, patience, and friendship survival skills are equally tested.
A brutally frustrating co-op boat adventure you probably won’t survive. But hey—at least you’ll look ridiculous trying.
Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not.- Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god
- Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.
- Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.)
- High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)
- Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere!
- Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves
- One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)
- Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer
- Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little
DLC & expansions
🎁 Complete the collection
Base game + 2 of 2 DLC at today's best prices.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
dev is a crybaby claiming people finished the game under 2 hours and refunded.10 found this helpful
https://youtu.be/Rd6gJihQeAI More of a proof of concept that a fully realized experience their is some fun but some polish would have gone a long way.6 found this helpful
bad game and annoying ugly dev. refunded.5 found this helpful
played for 5 mins and now im single.4 found this helpful
PEAK friendslop. Played this with da boyfriend and we had a blast. Achievements are pretty simple as well, even the speedrunning one wasn't that hard. If you're bored and have a close someone to play with, this is the game for you. Also, don't speedrun just to refund an indie game. Have some respect.1 found this helpful
A decent game. It's not crazy mechanics wise and shines with it's simplicity.
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