Paddlenoid

Paddlenoid

Deadbug Projects · March 18, 2026 · Arcade, Puzzle, Action, Local Co-Op, Local Multiplayer

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Paddlenoid price by region

Paddlenoid costs £3.59 in the United Kingdom, $3.99 in the United States, $3.99 in Georgia (USD), €4.15 in Europe (EUR), CA$4.59 in Canada, A$5.75 in Australia, NZ$6.39 in New Zealand, R$15.75 in Brazil and zł16.75 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Paddlenoid offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £3.59 £3.59 — 1
United Statesyour region $3.99 $3.99 — 1
Georgia (USD) $3.99 $3.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €4.15 €4.15 — 1
Canada CA$4.59 CA$4.59 — 1
Australia A$5.75 A$5.75 — 1
New Zealand NZ$6.39 NZ$6.39 — 1
Brazil R$15.75 R$15.75 — 1
Poland zł16.75 zł16.75 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Paddlenoid

You, an average human, crash-landed in an alien jungle. But you made it out alive, thanks to your trusty escape pod.Together, you'll travel through the jungle in search of a city where you can (hopefully) launch back into space. Many trials and tribulations await! You'll face 33 unique levels and battle two guards before you're tested by our glorious empress DOHRA herself!This game plays like a brick breaker, but with your home galaxy at stake!

TILT THE GALAXY

To smaller brained humans, tilting the galaxy may seem impossible. But in Paddlenoid, curving spacetime is trivial. We bind this function to your controller, mouse, or keyboard, whatever your preference.Curving spacetime alters the future of your pod, which can be understood as simply another way to guide it.

FEATURES

  • Single-player or two-player local (couch) coop. Control spacetime together, what could go wrong?
  • Tilt your galaxy to guide your escape pod. A brick breaker with straight lines? What is this, the 80s?
  • Play with 3, 5, or 7 pods in reserve... or in alternate realities... same difference.
  • 3 different episodes with a total of 33 levels and 3 boss fights. Test yourself against our empress DOHRA!
  • An engaging story with multiple endings. In at least one of these endings, your species survives!
  • You are definitely not helping the alien fleet take control of your galaxy. Just felt that should be clarified.

ABOUT US

Paddlenoid was made by a typical human enterprise in a mid-sized concrete colony, working tirelessly to present you with amusing pocket realities. We're motivated solely by your enjoyment and the irresistible pull of Earth's currency. This game was manufactured in just 274 Earth orbits around its star.No humans were seriously harmed during the making of Paddlenoid. There's no reason to look into it further. Just use your brain to create entropy and endorphins. ... And don't forget to ignore the glitch crystals!

Paddlenoid — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player, Co-op, Split screen
Controller
Full controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Paddlenoid is praised for its charming visuals, satisfying gameplay, and unique mechanics that blend brick-breaking with world-tilting controls and pre-launch aiming. Players appreciate the challenging but fair difficulty, responsive controls (especially with a controller), engaging co-op mode, and excellent value for the price, though several note the game would benefit from more background music during gameplay to match its colorful worlds.

Recommended May 12, 2026
Played the beta and demo and now the full game. The graphics, sound and music is a really well matched together! I love the gameplay and each world brings something unique! I only wish there was a bit more music during play!
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Recommended May 22, 2026
https://youtu.be/mAwx9YFJPKI?si=IkQaInc5XhsjvBi4
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Recommended May 14, 2026
This is a very challenging experience and takes some getting used to. Essentially, your paddles can only do so much. You MUST tilt the world to get the ball to roll where you want it to. Paddlenoid reminds me a bit of those old "get the ball in the hole" dexterity games, but with much better art and a more vibrant world. It could do with some more music though, some themes to match the various, colorful worlds on display. It's a bit on the frustrating side, but for under $10, with multiplayer included, and only a 40mb download? Seems like it's worth it for me to just get gud.
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Recommended May 12, 2026
So far I'm really enjoying Paddlenoid. I think the theming is fun and unique. The gameplay is satisfying and challenging. The way that your shots are aimed before you launch a pod is pretty different, with the ball orbiting opposite of your paddle movement, which lets you aim as you please but with some more challenge than a direct pointer. The game also has a unique mechanic of tilting the entire stage to guide the ball around in mid-flight. This looks visually nice as there is a cool parallax effect, but it also lets you make some pretty impossible shots. It often leads to my death, but I believe this is a skill issue and one could get very good at using this feature to their advantage. Overall this is a neat twist on a block breaking genre, with lots of unique ideas
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Recommended Apr 7, 2026
What a fun game! It's been a while since we found a co-op game that's looks really good and is straightforward. The tilt mechanic is super usefull. There were some levels that may otherwise have gotten a bit frustrating. We also really appreciated the quick reload. We used Xbox controllers which felt like the most intuitive way to play. During gameplay there's more ambience sound than actual music, which I appreciate a lot. The music between levels is minimalistic but very good and sets the mood nicely. Finally, I always have a soft spot for an "aww" moment during credits, so.. nicely done.
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Recommended Mar 25, 2026
Nice game! Good game to blow of some steam, be sure to use 7 pods to make it a bit easier. You can control the game with the mouse or controller. The mouse togeather with the keyboard is a must if you ask me, alot more control this way. Also dont forget to tilt the screen to control the pods dirrections. The 2d games design looks beautifull and the sound effects are nice, only missing a bit of background music. It also has a coop mode (not online), which I did not try yet. The game also reminds me of the old PS1 game pong: the next level.
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