Pornocrates: Osiris's Seed

This game is A, B, C, and D-umb! I liked the first one because I was new to Steam and all of its glorious games with nudity. Well now I have standards and for a person as perverted as I am, this falls well below anything I want to touch me wiener to. Everytime I buy a game like this, I'm all like, "what am I doing with my life? Paying for nudity? The inter-webs if full of all sorts of free ♥♥♥♥." They always lure me in with tits and ass though. At any rate, I know its early access, but the graphics are bleh at most, some of the scarabs aren't where they're supposed to be, leaving you unable to progress in the game. The character that you play has a giant wiener, leaving me insecure. All around it was terrible. Will edit if future updates show improvement, however, I just re-played the last Pornocrates game which wasn't much of an improvement after the update.

All models have the same clay gray textures, there are no bushes, trees with leaves swaying with a breeze - anything denoting a realistic environment really. There's one enemy and it's skin/texture is always the same, gray thing seen in the gameplay video. It's buggy in that I crawled under a wall to get to a place I shouldn't have been able to go yet and the enemy that would have guarded that room couldn't get to me. There are camels and weird decorated elephants that serve no purpose I guess except to provide some semblance of realism? I don't know but all that you see in the gameplay video is literally all there really is. It is the most bland, pretend game I've played in a long time. Nothing is erotic about it as everything and every npc/enemy looks exactly the same - the intercourse that every "NPC" is having is messed-up in that the penises are never lined up with the vaginas so there's no immersion or realism realized in this game whatsoever. It's terrible - seems like it could be something you get a medicore grade in college for if it was your final project but people shouldn't be convinced or marketed to in order for money to be made on this. Sorry, not sorry. $…

Bad game, clipping bugs, saves don't work. Feedback when the character get's hurt is poor. Just don't

Unplayable, literally. If this is what v1.01 looks like, I don't even wanna imagine the previous versions. Refunding.

Bom. Eu acompanho o trabalho desse estúdio e gosto deles. São promissores e isso por si só já é um grande diferencial aqui na Steam. Parecem um estúdio pequeno que tenta sobreviver como pode, mesmo sabendo das perdas ao correr esse risco. Dito isto, vamos para este review. O Jogo tem muito para amadurecer. Ainda é uma versão Early Access o que por si só já diz que é um jogo em desenvolvimento. Mas eu confio no estúdio porque eles já demonstraram que estão preocupados com o projeto deles e se esforça para melhorar. Não sei se é o review que as pessoas estão interessadas em saber. Mas, é como eu vejo. Minha nota é 5/10

I always look forward to releases from this studio. They are creative and always willing to help users who buy their games. To me this game is still like a skeleton that is gaining nerves, skin and veins on top of it. I'm betting it will turn into something really good. The original Pornocrates game is clearly evolving. I look forward to winning this bet. However, I have to tell you that the game is pretty raw. It still hasn't shown what it came for (this is my initial impression). But it's interesting that they're creating an adult content franchise. Explicit sex is still a pretty thorny issue for platforms. If you are a person of goodwill with enough curiosity to gamble on a game completely out of the box then this is your opportunity. However, if you want a complete and round game (which money and a big team can offer) go for another game. Here is for those with a strong stomach.