Psycho Patrol R

At first I was put off. I expected cruelty squad 2. I was confused by the robot and under stimulated by sparse unique texture per pixel density. I couldn't believe my intestine grappling hook was replaced by a mundane rope. Where was the meat? Where are the funkopops? What the ♥♥♥♥ is an arancini? When I realized the game wasn't even written in Zoon, I asked myself- WHAT IS THIS GAME? But then I realized I had lost what I held so dear. The CEO mindset. The unwholesome perseverance. The joy of punishment. WHO AM I is what I needed to discover. And this is exactly what I found in Psycho Patrol R. Forged in the flames of biological trauma, the fruits of self realization ripened. I became too heavy for the branches of my ancestors. My divine light severed- a mere flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters- enriched by the world of Psycho Patrol R- had fallen from the tree and ventured forward. Only you can fulfill THE fiduciary duty and raise your ticker ever higher into the heavens. You too my friend, can embark on a journey of self discovery and awaken the little CEO within. Heed these great words of encouragement from the developer. ``` Psycho Patrol R is currently in…

This is what cyberpunk wanted to be.

10/10 wants to make me kill myself. this and cruelty squad are amongst the few games that i wish i didnt waste my time on, genuine slop. also one of the most fun games ive played in a while. never knew that smashing my ♥♥♥♥ and balls between two boulders would be so fun. ♥♥♥♥ you.

Lowkey story of my life

A chill and cute sim to writhe around in. Helps me unwind. A wise investment of both funds and time.

cruelty squad but in europe and with mechs