Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning
Adaga Studio · 2026 · Action, VR, Real Time Tactics, Immersive Sim, Robots
PC
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About Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning
Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning
Teaching Has Never Been This Chaotic — or This Hilarious! (In VR)
Step into the shoes of the grumpiest teacher alive, tasked with educating a classroom full of AI robots that… somehow forgot how to behave. They raise their hands, get distracted, fight, freeze, panic — and you are the last thing standing between order and total mechanical mayhem.Your mission? Teach them manners using… let’s say… very unconventional methods (absolutely not approved in real schools).Welcome to the most insane VR classroom ever created.Control the Classroom… or Watch It Explode Into Chaos
- Fulfill robot requests before their patience runs out — or brace yourself for total meltdown.
- Write on the board, hand out books, and throw chalk to keep their attention (old-school tactics still kind of work).
- Give misbehaving Robodies a good slap to reset their behavior — it’s wrong, but oh, it works so well.
- Break up fights, wake up sleepers, and repair broken robots before things spiral out of control.
- Grab, drag, or even toss disruptive robots, but be warned: unfair treatment might send them back possessed… and very eager for revenge.
A Hilarious Satire of Out-of-Control AI
In the future, machines were supposed to be smart.Reality check?
They’ve forgotten even the basics of proper behavior.Now you — a simple human armed with a chalkboard, a pile of chalk, and zero patience — must re-educate them in the fundamental values of society:
respect, discipline, and common sense… one slap at a time.It’s VR. It’s absurd. It’s therapy.
Why You’ll Love Playing Robodies
- Fast-paced, frantic gameplay that keeps you constantly on your toes.
- Hilarious, unpredictable situations every single class.
- A unique blend of chaos, classroom management, and slapstick physics only possible in VR.
- High replayability: no two lessons are ever the same.
- The perfect game to laugh, blow off steam, and create unforgettable moments to share with friends.
or simply want to smack an AI with a piece of chalk —
Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning is your new favorite place to be.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
[h1]Experienced on the Meta Quest 3[/h1] Remember, the game is in Early Access and is liable to change. However, I don't like writing negative reviews, especially on a game with zero reviews. It kind of feels like kicking a dead horse in VR. I no longer do these videos on my channel. There's no joy in it. I'll keep this short. Game feels like a demo. You have a 60 minute timer, but it's more like 5 minutes or maybe even less, but it feels much longer. You either tap, slap, throw a book, or draw a picture. You can also pick up and throw the robot student, but I believe it's the same as a tap. Just follow the prompts. Then repeat. Same classroom, same prompts, same robots. No difference between first or second round. You have full locomotion or teleportation available. You only have snap turning (low degree of turn). You can sort of play comfortably seated (you're too low to the ground to start off, but once playing, you're fine). [b]Rate 4/10.[/b] [quote]Please note: I received a free Steam key through the Steam Curator Connect program. If you enjoyed my review, please consider joining my Steam Curator group [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Oculus_WMR]Oculus Rift Reviews…4 found this helpful
Robodies: Machine is not Learning offers a fantastic concept for VR, providing a genuinely fun experience for the first 30 minutes, before the gameplay loop begins to feel repetitive. There is a lot of potential here, and with some more work from the developers, this could easily become a standout title. One of the first things you'll notice is the lack of a menu. The game throws you directly into the action, and there are currently no settings to adjust audio levels or music. More importantly for me as a seated player, the game lacks comfort and accessibility options. Without height adjustment or a "crouch" button, seated play can be a little tricky. The game kicks off with a narrative hook: you answer a phone call to get a sense of the story, followed by some interactive visual instructions on a computer. From there, you’re tasked with "teaching" a class of AI robots, though they act more like typical teenagers than advanced machines. The core mechanics play out like a series of fast-paced, reaction-based mini-games. You'll find yourself: Throwing specific coloured books. Drawing pictures on the blackboard. Waking up sleeping students (not sure why robots sleep). Disciplin…
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