Space Ark (2012)

This is a tablet/console port for a low effort/shovelware game. There are numerous problems. A quick note on what it is: It's an arcade game where you bounce up and down and collect various objects hovering in space above your head. You can move the trampoline and the character that is bouncing. There is not much to the gameplay. Let's go over the problems: * No controller customisability * No proper KB+M support - you must have a game controller * Janky game controller controls and handling - won't work on most game controllers * No graphics customisability * No Fullscreen!!! The developer has made zero effort porting this to PC - this is just an outright cash grab with no redeeming features.

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okay so a ot of you on here apparently dont remember this was a xbox 360 arcade game and as such its not going to be a masterpiece, its a casual game where you try to hit the orbs as a character n a trampoline and avoid obsticals. I really wish there was a way to get your xbox avatars as the characters somehow but this is a game you can spend a good bit of time on for something casual and arcade cabinet feeling. 14/10 there god dogs brent

https://youtu.be/7MUi4cLaz74 The dual stick controls for this bounce based brick breaker winds up being more trouble than it's worth due to the lack of any need for fine grain control.

Just a silly little unpopular game. With some silly little guys. 10/10

Tags: Casual - Brickbreak & Pinball Additional Tags: Delete Local Content & Remove from Library TLDR: No fullscreen. Crashes to desktop. Difficulty spike. Get Luxor Evolved or Shatter instead. Waste of adorable art. Brickbreak with stuffed animals on trampolines that you can steer with tiny jetpacks. Collect gem chains to create food in a "bring life to dead planet/terraform" storyline. Works for me. Nice art direction. Good and responsive Xbox360 controls. Game will not fullscreen unless modded by the end user. Issue has existed for 3+ years with an obvious fix but developper never bothered to. Dev wont fix game's inability to fullscreen. Tried beating the tutorial to experience the notorious difficulty spike. Game crashed to desktop on me after 7 levels. Otherwise it would be a decent to good brickbreak variant game.