Super Hipster Lumberjack
Noah Lewin · 2015 · Indie, Platformer, Difficult
PC
Mostly Positive77% · 326
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About Super Hipster Lumberjack
You can't beat this game!!! Super Hipster Lumberjack is a love letter to the era of difficult online flash platformers. This cheap double feature includes the original highschool project by Noah that released in 2015. Along with a remastered version of the game released in 2025. In this story Noah attempts to make a game for the first time. He is then trapped in his own creation. He learns that making games is a lot harder than he thought. Use your axe to traverse a mess of your own mind's design! To beat this game you'll need precision platforming and experimention with jump techniques. Are you up to the task?
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hell is real and it's called Super Hipster Lumberjack2 found this helpful
This is not the worst game ever made. Because this is not a game. It is a depraved and highly effective torture device, the likes of which could NEVER have been conjured by the creators of the brazen bull and the iron maiden working together. Adolf Eichman couldn't have DREAMED of creating something this deplorable, and if he did he would have hung himself in guilt. So I repeat, this is not the worst game ever made, it is however the single worst thing EVER created by humankind. For centuries we have wondered if humans are good or evil by nature. I still cannot answer this question. But after playing, if you could call this play, this thing, I have lost much of my faith in humanity. I hope, sincerely, that the devil crawled out of hell and whispered in the ear of Noah Lewin to give him the inspiration for such a thing. Because then, I would not have to face the possibility that human malice runs so deep as to conjure such an awful evil creation. The existence of super hipster lumberjack PROVES beyond a shadow of a doubt that humans will NEVER travel back in time. Because if that technology was EVER made, we would have gone back and prevented this abomination from entering the mater…1 found this helpful
This game is the best game I have *ever* played. It's a genuinely life changing experience I cannot recommend enough.1 found this helpful
molto bello gioco mi fa venire duro il pisello
The punishments described in the Inferno pale in comparison to the useless suffering which will be experienced if you play this game, every aspect aside from the music is a 4/10, Process42 was right and I didn't listen. Sometimes its best to kill your own dreams.
Ive tried to like this game for 11 years now. I failed.
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