The Dev: Enter The Blockchain
The Dev! · 2023 · Action, Adventure, Simulation, Arcade, Platformer
PC
Positive86% · 21
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About The Dev: Enter The Blockchain
SUMMARY
Here, you will be challenged, hurt, and angered... For this, I pity you. I created this game not for you to win but for you to fail. The blockchain doesn't care about your saved file. It doesn't care whether you want to adjust your sensitivity or if you can't "figure it out". This game exists simply because it can. I am here to design a game that will break you, not out of spite, but because I am The Dev, and I can. If you beat this game, you are a true dev with honor. Good luck.
GAMEPLAY
"The Dev: Enter The Blockchain" is a brutally punishing and annoying third-person 3D platforming game centered around the character, The Dev. In this game, you will play through multiple levels, each with its unique puzzles and challenges. From an arcade shooter level to a 3D platformer level, you'll experience the trials The Dev faces when entering the blockchain. This game unfolds within the photo-realistic, impeccably coded world of The Dev. Witness the inner workings of the blockchain, traverse the trailer park in 3D, and bask in the pure, unadulterated bliss of Dev Island. Your objective: progress through the levels to ultimately reunite with your most treasured possession. Levels you'll encounter include Dev Island, Ponzi Park, and even the blockchain itself.
The clock is ticking.
KEY FEATURES
- Enriched single-player narrative driven campaign
- Limited Settings - Keybindings, audio levels, mouse sensitivity... Adjust none of it. My game is perfectly balanced.
- Live Action Cut Scenes - You will experience live action cut scenes directly from The Dev himself made special for this game. Totally unskippable
- Immersive 3D Audio - Enjoy the atmosphere of ocean waves on Dev Island or the synth soundscape of the blockchain
- Full Graphic Scaling - So that regardless of your system, The Dev will be optimized for you.
- No loot boxes, micro-transactions or ANY additional purchases required - With the purchase of this game, you will never have to pay for any other content regardless of what it is in the future.
- Zero Customization - Enjoy the game how The Dev intended.
- Ponzi Boy Slaying - Live your wildest dreams as you take out the Ponzi Boy virtually inside this game
- Next Level Jumping Puzzles These will blow your mind and make you want to rip your hair out.
The Dev: Enter The Blockchain is developed by a very small scale guerilla meme operation working inside of Langley, VA.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
I came, I saw, I Conquered the Blockchain. I have a new Pc after smashing it during the exceptional hard platformer section. Fun game all round and I enjoyed the wacky humor. The character of the Dev is insane and I think is a real person or at least the cut scenes were super convincing that it's just a guy the game studio found and decided to make a game about. Look forward to more.4 found this helpful
If you are lucky enough to remember flash games and Newgrounds you will be right at homer here. Back when people used to make games with fun quirky stories that had heart. That is The Dev: Enter The Blockchain. You will, quite literally, never know what is going to happen next and I mean that in a great way. Do your self a favor, give it a try and play it in one sitting. Now if you will excuse me, I am off to ruthlessly destroy random computer equipment and floppy disks.3 found this helpful
This game is wild! The Dev transported me back to the good old days of MS-DOS gaming, and let me tell you, it was quite the experience. This game may not be the pinnacle of optimization (it's awful), but that's exactly what adds to its charm. From the moment I fired up the game, I was hit with a wave of nostalgia, reminiscent of the times when I used to spend hours tweaking autoexec.bat files and fiddling with config.sys settings. It's as if the developers purposefully left a bit of the '90s in their game's code, and the result is nothing short of enchanting buggyness. The game delivers precisely what it promises. It's incredibly frustrating, and there's no denying that you'll encounter countless moments of hair-pulling exasperation. Yet, somehow, that's where the magic lies. Every level is a riddle to solve, an intricate puzzle that dares you to defy the odds. It's a testament to the time when games weren't just handed to you on a silver platter. What really stands out is the immense "sense of accomplishment" you feel when you finally conquer a level. Beating these challenges isn't just a win; it's a victory parade, a triumph you'll remember long after you've put down the contr…1 found this helpful
GOTY: 2033. This ♥♥♥♥ is way ahead of it's time. You can feel the honor pulsing through the gameplay. A massively fun puzzler with mini game elements & story to grip your heartstrings & help you finish a cold one. So much to do, so much to love, so much variety. & The Dev is STILL devving, according to reports? This game only gets better by the day. If you're reading this, you're early. WAGMI #MaxBidding1 found this helpful
screw those ponzi bicthes :) good game must have to hold the chain up!! funny story to! thank you DEV
this is hard best dev
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