

Total Simp Death
FatCat · 2026 · Action, Shooter, Shoot 'Em Up, Cartoony, Satire
PC
6 user reviews100% · 6
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About Total Simp Death
TOTAL SIMP DEATHThe simps are coming. They will not stop. You have a rocket launcher and an appetite for burgers. Eating the burgers makes your butt bigger, but be careful, it only makes the simps chase faster.Play as a big-titty anime girl on a one-woman war against an endless tide of simps. Grab everything from pistols to rocket launchers and blast your way through hordes of the hopelessly devoted across multiple levels of escalating chaos.EAT TO GROW Burgers aren't just a snack, they're a power-up. Chow down to grow a bigger ass and bigger tits. The thicker you get, the faster the simps come at you. And watch out for simpzilla, his endless thirst powers his speed.FEATURES
- Run-and-gun action across multiple handcrafted levels
- A small arsenal of weapons, from sidearms to rocket launchers
- Burgers make your ass bigger
- Steam Leaderboards: climb the ranks and flex your high score
- Unapologetically dumb
- Stupid original music
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
worst game ever my friend say he will give me 20$ if I play this game but this guy is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but i still recommend it.3 found this helpful
Great game, SFX needs to be improved and I don't know how it uses 20GB of RAM, 10/10 otherwise, I have good faith in the developer making improvements going forward. If you grew up playing COD Zombies then you will like this game.2 found this helpful
Absolutely stupid. Fantastic.1 found this helpful
FUN GAME WITH THE GYATT MUSIC ON POINT AS WELL1 found this helpful
BEST ASS ROCKET GAME OUT 5/5 MUSIC ON POINT
BEST GAME IVE EVER PLAYED GIFT TO ALL SIMPS THEY MUST KNOW HOW CRINGE THEY ARE
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