Why pizza?

"Why pizza?" (aka Cat Pizza... when the developer doesn't even know what their game is called, you know you're gonna have a bad time) is yet another of literally thousands of 2D retro platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere. This is a particularly badly made platformer that revolves around comically bad ragdoll physics as the major selling point... and this did not sell well as a result, it was a complete failure. The idea is that you have to fight ragdoll physics and various obstacles to deliver some pizza. Nobody cared. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The developers didn't design the game for modern gaming PCs, as such the display resolution caps out at 1080p, a very low resolution that became mainstream back in 2006 and became obsolete when 4K entered the mainstream in 2014. The game simply won't look right on modern gaming displays due to this failure on the part of the developers. The visuals in this game are a complete joke, it's seriously just a bunch of MS-Paint sprites/images that look like they were lazily scrawled out over the s…

Why is my head so freaking big

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

Controls are incredibly clunky, and when they inevitably cause you to die in the middle of a level, you get sent all the way to the beginning. Death mechanics that punishing are reserved for games with good controls

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If you like Getting Over It and want something a bit more colorful this is a good pick. I guess in a way it is rage inducing if you like that. It's silly, cute, and something I could only ever try once.