Dreamblaster

Dreamblaster is yet another of literally hundreds of lazy amateur 2D retro top-down shooter/brawlers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere. This one is particularly badly made, deliberately bad because it's an insincere "joke" game with some kind of jokes the solo developer thought was funny, or something. I don't know. I'd call this pure, unadulterated garbage, but that would be insulting to pure, unadulterated garbage. Gameplay consists of just shooting stuff with some rock and roll dude, I don't know. It's just so awful it's hard to even tell what's going on. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The visuals in this game are a complete joke, it's seriously just a bunch of MS-Paint sprites/images that look like they were lazily scrawled out over the space of a couple of hours. Like, with the mouse, it doesn't look like they even used a Wacom tablet or anything. It's so bad even pixel "art" would look better than this. Pure MSPaint. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can create graphical assets properly, or lack o…

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