Day on Mars

This game is super broken. Random language changes things getting stuck. This game need work, not polish real work. Its clear to see a lot of work was already put in but this was not ready for release. I would avoid this title, until some major updates.

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FULL REVIEW @ https://medium.com/auditing-the-steam-mmo-swamp/a-casual-game-for-boomers-from-ukraine-a-game-about-casual-sex-on-mars-from-putingrad-a5872ed5373c Graphics & Sound: 10% Gameplay / Controls: 10% Value: 10% Miscellaneous: 10% GRADE: F (10%) - Not recommended I feel that I'm being generous with each of these, given this game is essentially "who needs optimization?"-style 3D asset flip game. You wake up and apparently had a fake penis installed in place of your real one. You wander around at about 2 FPS. Supposedly there's sex if you want your PC case to double as a pizza oven. Max settings for the graphics uses more GPU but many textures look straight out of MS Paint. It's a unique game concept.. I guess. Day on Mars is less fun than being dropped off for a Day on Mars without a protective suit of any sort. Just stick to the hentai sliding puzzle games if you want sex.. they are more entertaining and surprisingly more interactive than this mound of ♥♥♥♥.

the game runs decent but is short and very janky. too janky. looks like the barest bones 3d modelling skills possible were used. the "action" is poorly rigged, the game-play is only poorly done fetch quests, with no marker in near identical assetflip esque buildings there are multiple instances of one character at a time, with each instance being a different stage of the "main quest" and the biggest flaw: it's an adult game that forces you to use both the keyboard *and* mouse at the same time.

Can't find my way out of the 1st room! its all bright white walls. total garbage

Potential to be the next Starfield (the character models are just as ugly) [list] [*]Main menu animations... cool. [*]Some of the dialog is humorous. [*]A bit slow to load, probably because the game is all in one 3D map. [*]Missing some kind of objective tracking UI overlay [*]Missing quest log UI to help remember what I am supposed to do. Right now I have to pay very close attention to the dialog, and make a screenshot to remember. [*]Missing multiple save slots [*]Missing camera animation while walking [*]Missing many game sounds / music [*]Found NPC (Pinky) duplicated in the wrong place [*]Translation from Russian a bit weird. Some UI elements remain in Russian [*]Sex scenes often have some 3D model glitches [*]Lots of space habitats not sealed, and no airlocks [*]No explanation why there are aliens if this is an early settlement on another planet [*]Got stuck in some geometry. Reloaded, but no UI telling me that I am loading. Thought the game froze. [*]Dialog UI could use some polish/improvement. [*]When looking for Oksana, I went to Pinky and she told me to go to Nastya. I tried to leave the building where Pinky is, but got stuck in an infinite loop of puzzle solving mini-gam…