UBERMOSH Vol.7

A slight step up from Vol. 5 just because the screen-clearing power fantasy is a bit more refined, but at the end of the day, you're still buying essentially the same game for the hundredth time. Fun for an hour, but hard to recommend unless it's on a deep sale.

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UBERMOSH Vol.7 is yet another copy + paste of Ubermosh, the weirdly not completely failed retro top down brawler/shooter. The purpose of the game is to take the source code, press CTRL+C, then press CTRL+V and give it a new name and publish it on Steam Direct for $100 as if it's a completely different game. Nobody will ever know! It's like printing money! All you need to do is combine it with yet another thrashy crap ear pollution soundtrack and the people who can't afford video cards will gobble it up. Yes, unfortunately the developer of this game, Ubermosh, has copy and pasted the exact same top down shooter with minor changes onto Steam around a dozen times. No real innovation or creativity, just the same game over and over again with very minor changes. At this point it's nothing but pollution. Spamming the same game onto Steam repeatedly isn't adding value for gamers... it's just an attempt to get paid for the same game more than once. It's not hard to see that as unethical... because polluting Steam for profit, like this, is harmful. It makes it harder for gamers to find genuinely made, sincere and innovative games. It also makes it harder for genuine developers to …

Seven games in and apparently I still haven't had enough of this madness. A tiny arena, an absurd number of bullets and 90 seconds to prove you're not completely useless. Pure adrenaline.

The hitboxes aren't as tight as I would expect in a game like this. It's not like you're running between bullets, rather like dodging whole bullet bursts (no movement abilities sadly). Gameplay is schizophrenic, hectic and super fun. Art style is THE MOST valuable thing in this game — it looks so good, I love this guy's artwork.

I love it.