Xvirus

Xvirus is a unique, maybe even a little controversial, title. Its a standard beat-em-up game. Not much depth, you can literally go through the entire game and never pick up a weapon or condom(health), and only use the punch button to complete it. The real gem here isn't even the nicely done pixelated sex scenes with sound. It's the plot. You're sucked into the digital game world where you fight against those who would uglify all female game characters in the name of ..... non feminism feminism? I'm just gonna call it lame, but it's a real life issue where people complain the female characters are too sexy and unrealistic. So you go around rescuing girls from being altered, as you rescue them, they "reward" you. And that's pretty much it. I do wish there was a gallery to be viewed from the title screen vs scrolling through like 40 levels to find the scene you want. Speaking of levels, they're all very short. This isn't a very long game time (dont let my time fool you, i played offline and for whatever reason it didn't want to update correctly when i went online). But it's still a worthwhile one to me.

I was going to write a meme review, but the pixel art for the ero-scenes is genuinely great so I'm not. pretty gud game, would recommend.

Only need one hand to play fortunately. This game is cheaper than a pack of gum, after playing for my 5 mins my room filled with.. 10/10 Recommend

ну тут даже абдейты не помогут

It’s a good game, I recommend it to everyone.

The only difference between this and a game you can make in 20 minutes on Scratch is that it lags less and has better art. I think I put more effort into recoloring a sonic spritesheet pixel by pixel in MSPaint than the dev did coding and making this game. I was *SLOW* finishing this game, heck it takes longer to type this review than it does to finish 3 levels and an animation. This is such a low-effort parody I should be insulted but it still did better than Concord.