The Procession to Calvary

The Procession to Calvary

Joe Richardson · April 9, 2020 · Dark Comedy, Medieval, Funny, Point & Click, Surreal

Buy the The Procession to Calvary key for Steam from Gameseal at $0.27 — the cheapest of 27 stores we compare.

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Overwhelmingly Positive97% · 1,56278Metacritic3playing now
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$0.27-88%
lowest tracked $0.26
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Where to buy The Procession to Calvary — official stores

Fanatical
Standard Edition · Steam
-77%
$2.34
$9.99
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GOG
GOG
Standard Edition · DRM-Free
-70%
$2.99
$9.99
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GameBillet
GameBillet
Standard Edition · Steam
-16%
$8.39
$9.99
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GamersGate
GamersGate
Standard Edition · Steam
-10%
$8.99
$9.99
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PlanetPlay
PlanetPlay
Standard Edition · Steam
-10%
$8.99
$9.99
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Gamesplanet
Standard Edition · Steam
-10%
$8.99
$9.99
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MacGameStore
MacGameStore
Standard Edition · Steam
$9.99
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GreenManGaming
Standard Edition · Steam
$9.99
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Steam
Steam
Standard Edition · Steam
$9.99
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AllYouPlay
AllYouPlay
Standard Edition · Ubisoft Connect
$9.99
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Newegg
Newegg
Standard Edition · Steam
$9.99
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Humble Store
Humble Store
Standard Edition · Steam
$9.99
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IndieGala Store
IndieGala Store
Standard Edition · Steam
$9.99
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Epic Game Store
Epic Game Store
Standard Edition · Epic Games
$9.99
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WinGameStore
WinGameStore
Standard Edition · Steam
$9.99
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JoyBuggy
JoyBuggy
Standard Edition · Steam
$9.99
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FireFlower
FireFlower
Standard Edition · Steam
$10.49
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Cheapest The Procession to Calvary keys — keyshops

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Driffle INC
Standard Edition · Steam
$0.49
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Gameseal
Standard Edition · Steam
$0.27
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Eneba
Standard Edition · Steam
$0.35
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YUPLAY
Standard Edition · Steam
-88%
$1.25
$10.52
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Kinguin
Standard Edition · Steam
$3.24
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Loaded
Standard Edition · Steam
-64%
$3.89
$10.79
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Playsum
Playsum
Standard Edition · Steam
-10%
$8.99
$9.99
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PlayerLand
PlayerLand
Standard Edition · Steam
-10%
$8.99
$9.99
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Gamesporium
Gamesporium
Standard Edition · Steam
$9.99
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$9.99
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The Procession to Calvary price by region

The Procession to Calvary costs £0.19 in the United Kingdom, €0.22 in Europe (EUR), $0.27 in the United States, $0.27 in Georgia (USD), zł1.23 in Poland, CA$1.78 in Canada, A$3.52 in Australia, NZ$4.49 in New Zealand and R$8.99 in Brazil right now.

Cheapest The Procession to Calvary offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £0.19 −90% £1.87 £0.19 23
Europe (EUR) €0.22 −90% €2.23 €0.22 26
United Statesyour region $0.27 −88% $2.34 $0.27 27
Georgia (USD) $0.27 −91% $2.99 $0.27 24
Poland zł1.23 −86% zł8.99 zł1.23 23
Canada CA$1.78 −77% CA$3.05 CA$1.78 25
Australia A$3.52 −77% A$3.52 A$13.25 23
New Zealand NZ$4.49 −70% NZ$4.49 NZ$13.49 21
Brazil R$8.99 −70% R$8.99 R$26.99 18

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About The Procession to Calvary

✦ AI summary

Hunt down the tyrant Heavenly Peter across a surreal Renaissance landscape made from classical paintings in this point-and-click adventure where you can solve puzzles the intended way or just murder everyone and skip ahead. It's a darkly comedic tale that blends Monty Python-style absurdist humor with gorgeous classical artwork and a soundtrack of masterworks by Bach and Vivaldi.

Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.

The Procession to Calvary — game info

Platforms
Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
Steam Deck
Verified
Player modes
Single-player
Controller
Full controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

The Procession to Calvary is a brief point-and-click adventure praised for its stunning renaissance and baroque art style, absurdist humor, and hilarious NPC interactions that players find genuinely entertaining and memorable. However, the game's very silly and somewhat crude comedy won't appeal to everyone, and a few players have encountered technical issues including save file corruption and inventory bugs that required workarounds. Most reviewers who enjoy the style recommend it as a worthwhile, quirky experience best suited for fans of unconventional adventure games and irreverent humor.

Recommended Sep 23, 2026
Beautiful art, hilarious story, and absolutely bonkers NPC interactions that had me chuckling to myself throughout. It’s a fun, wonderfully wacky journey from start to finish.
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Recommended Sep 26, 2026
Beautiful, funny, stupid. It can either take 5 minutes or 3 hours and it's amazing either way.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Sep 28, 2026
A second banger has hit the Joe Richardson bundle.
Recommended Sep 20, 2026
Just played for a bit. It’s funny but kind of weird at the same time—not necessarily bad weird, just takes some time getting used to it for me. The raw language in this game is uncommon - at least for me - but it’s definitely a unique experience that stands out. I highly appreciate, that you can slap the bishops on their butts, and that the song played on each picture can be shown. I can recommend that game.
Recommended Sep 20, 2026
A bit sad about this game; - awesome and absurd p'n'c game with renaissance and baroque art elements - crunchy humour - non-repairable corrupted save files through 3/4 of the game while none of the repair solutions (compatibility, verify integrity, reinstall etc.) work... - save often but on different files
Recommended Sep 19, 2026
Very silly and enjoyable 2-3 hour romp, much easier then most point and click adventure games due to no softlocks or completely random moon logic. The only real complaint i could give is, i had a bug that wouldn't let my inventory come down so i had to turn the game on and off again. If you're not into very silly(and a little immature), python-esque humor, this is not the game for you. This is also a point and click so if you're not into that don't get it, like some of these negative reviews

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