a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION

Educated Child Games · August 26, 2022 · Free to Play, Indie, Simulation, Surreal, Psychological Horror

a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION is free to play — no purchase needed. We track it so you know if that ever changes.

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a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION price

a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION is free to play — there is no purchase price, on Steam or anywhere else we track. We keep watching it, so if it ever stops being free the price history on this page will show when that happened and what it changed to.

About a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION

a fun dating sim where you get to date stick figures! that might sound dumb, but trust me when i say that the stick figures in question are, like... the SMEXIEST STICK FIGURES EVER. they also have very good and real personalities, just like real people! so really, it's just like dating an actual stick figure! except through a computer screen! so... i guess.. it's just like having an internet boyfriend and/or girlfriend who refuses to show their real face and just uses the avatar of a stick figure! sounds completely great and not suspicious or sketchy at all!

anyway, what are you waiting for? play this game, unless of course you don't enjoy the experience of having an internet boyfriend and/or girlfriend who refuses to show their real face and just uses the avatar of a stick figure. in which case, there's really nothing for you here. you can leave now.

or at least.

that's what a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innocent and normal was.

a long, long, time ago.

but what is it now?

well, it's the same as it ever was.

but a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANNIVERSARY EDITION?

now that's a whole other story.

this game has all sorts of new content and features that the original game did not!

such as...

and it's available RIGHT HERE ON STEAM!

OH BOY IF YOU'RE STILL HERE UH

THIS GAME MAY BE TERRIFYING FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED OF DATING, STICK FIGURES, OR BAGUETTES THAT ARE "HOT" BUT NOT IN THE WAY THAT BREAD TYPICALLY IS "HOT"

a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION — game info

Platforms: Windows, macOS
Player modes: Single-player
PC Game Pass: Not included

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a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION — questions & answers

Is a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION free?: Yes — a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION is free to play, so you can install and play it without buying anything.
Can I play a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION on Mac?: Yes. a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION has a native macOS version on Steam.
Is a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION multiplayer?: No — Steam lists a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION as single-player only.
Is a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION on PC Game Pass?: No — a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION is not on PC Game Pass right now.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

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Players are sharply divided on this experimental visual novel. Supporters appreciate its self-aware absurdist humor, meta-commentary, and willingness to subvert dating sim conventions with chaotic storytelling and fourth-wall breaking. Critics find the humor juvenile and unfunny, viewing it as low-effort content that prioritizes shock value over genuine creativity or entertainment.

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a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION

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Recommended Jul 3, 2026

this game is nothing but a view on the creator's sick and twisted mind...

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Recommended Jul 14, 2026

Hello everyone, I have played this game 100%, I had gone through all endings, all options, and all of the extra subplots. Can tell you my girl-friend who played with me broke up with me, we were checked into the mental hospital, got released, and put back in the mental hospital and then released again and we started a campaign to end this game and a revolution against fish and tackle shops and french people. Every night I fall asleep having nightmares of the foreverness of each ending. Everyday I get annoyed at the girl who has no thought. HAVETHOUGHTS WHY DO YOU NOT CARE I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME HOW CAN YOU HAVENOP THOUGHT AND LOVE ME? I am going through college and this caused me to drop out and go to work at a bait store just to prove that I am better than this. If you are wondering my girlfriend who broke up with me ran away with a blonde inspired by the lesbian subplot. She took this as a sign to run away because I did not enjoy the things she did and her seeing the emogaru drop the protagonist because they did not like scooby snack was eye opening for her. I can say that if you want your life ruined and burned to the ground this is the game for you. Otherwise run away. 10/10…

1 found this helpful

Not recommended Sep 8, 2026

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Recommended Sep 4, 2026

Truly the best normal dating simulator that is definitely completely sweet, innocent and normal. 10/10

Recommended Jul 26, 2026

this is the most breathtaking game in history

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