a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION

God is Love, and thats a fact.

a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet innocent and normal SOMETHINGETH ANNIVERSARY EDITION is a visual novel that immediately reveals it has absolutely no intention of behaving like a traditional dating simulator. Beneath the intentionally absurd title is a chaotic blend of parody, psychological horror, internet humor, meta storytelling, and deliberate narrative instability. The game constantly plays with player expectations by presenting itself as an innocent romance experience before gradually collapsing into surreal comedy, unsettling psychological moments, and fourth-wall-breaking madness. What begins as a joke quickly becomes a bizarre and strangely memorable experience that thrives on unpredictability. From the opening scenes, the game aggressively mocks dating simulator conventions through exaggerated anime stereotypes, awkward romantic dialogue, and intentionally over-the-top character interactions. The humor feels chaotic by design, often shifting rapidly between absurd jokes, self-aware commentary, and intentionally uncomfortable scenes. Characters rarely behave normally for long, and conversations constantly spiral into strange direct…

Hello everyone, I have played this game 100%, I had gone through all endings, all options, and all of the extra subplots. Can tell you my girl-friend who played with me broke up with me, we were checked into the mental hospital, got released, and put back in the mental hospital and then released again and we started a campaign to end this game and a revolution against fish and tackle shops and french people. Every night I fall asleep having nightmares of the foreverness of each ending. Everyday I get annoyed at the girl who has no thought. HAVETHOUGHTS WHY DO YOU NOT CARE I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME HOW CAN YOU HAVENOP THOUGHT AND LOVE ME? I am going through college and this caused me to drop out and go to work at a bait store just to prove that I am better than this. If you are wondering my girlfriend who broke up with me ran away with a blonde inspired by the lesbian subplot. She took this as a sign to run away because I did not enjoy the things she did and her seeing the emogaru drop the protagonist because they did not like scooby snack was eye opening for her. I can say that if you want your life ruined and burned to the ground this is the game for you. Otherwise run away. 10/10…

this game is nothing but a view on the creator's sick and twisted mind...

this is the most breathtaking game in history

I have never seen a game try so hard and fail so miserably to be funny. I usually don't write negative reviews but this is genuinely just filling the market with more slop that actively hurts other creators who actually care about the game they make. Some people truly lack a social filter and that includes the person with the humour of a seven year old who made this "game" - which is actually just a terribly drawn slideshow. I have nothing against novels but this is no novel, it is just made to make you feel sad at how unfunny someone can possibly be.