Baptize Billy

This game does not require a long and detailed review. I'll still tell you as much as I can. Skip to the bottom for the conclusion (aka the reasons why I am not recommending this game). We received a single free copy on our curator page and I decided to check it out. The simplistic graphics (I glanced over the screenshots) and the description made me think that the creator was going for a Binding of Isaac sort of vibe with Baptize Billy. Launching the game from the settings menu will put you on the main menu where the music is already quite loud. You have the option to go into the game by clicking story. Once you've actually played through a level, it becomes available through the main menu as well. Starting play treats you to a little movie that vaguely tells you what the game description does. Guy is sick. He defecates. The result ends up in his hands. Then control of him is put into your hands as you spawn in a tiny level where you can choose wether to play alone or with someone else. In the first proper level, you're faced with a bunch of discoloured clones of your own guy and they're out to get you. It's a classic "they touch you, you're dead" kind of thing and you have to…

This game literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me in the ass

This is by far the best game I have ever played. With ground breaking graphical quality to innovation beyond compair this title is a must play. I picked up this title on launch day and I can say that it is immensely underpriced and could compete with the major triple a titles. Thanks for making my life better in so many ways by having introduced me to this game. I can now say that I have fufilled my goal and ambitions in life.

Baptize Billy is a game featuring the titular Billy, a young chad in the bronx (Look at that hair. Billy is totally a Chad in disguise.) that needs to learn a thing or two about hygiene. You play the role of a mysterious character, possibly symbolic of Billy's inner morals (symbolized by the heart worn on the player's torso), fighting against other Billys' as you make your way to a younger, naked Billy. This is obviously a take on reaching down to your innermost self and, as such, getting through to them. You also ♥♥♥♥ on everything and rip your way through Billy's intestines.

not my typa game but its cool