Cell Defender (2020)

Lucky me gets to write the first review for Cell Defender, which is a 2D retro pixel/minimalist arcade clicker/defense game where you are positioned in the middle of the game window and must click on little balls that move toward you from the edges of the screen. So it's basically a sad kind of whack-a-mole but with less character. This feels like someones game design class homework assignment (I am not sure if they passed the course). There's no working full screen, the "art" looks like it was slapped out with MS Paint in less than 10 minutes, and the gameplay makes Space Invaders seem modern and innovative. The developer seems to have made the game completely free. While this is a noble demonstration of the developers belief in their game and a service to the gaming industry, the quality here is still too low that I would recommend to other gamers, even for free. [quote][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/reviews]Developer Response![/url][/quote] The developer has weighed in to inform everyone they didn't read the [url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/store/reviews]Developer Usage Rules[/url] for Steam "partners", or they deliberately ignored the part where Va…

[h1]Before I played Cell Defender, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]