Crossing Guard Joe

Crossing Guard Joe

September Games · 2022 · Action, Casual, Arcade, Simulation, Lemmings

PC
Very Positive93% · 195 📉 Recent reviews down 83%
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About Crossing Guard Joe

Experience the thrills and spills of being a crossing guard in this action arcade game! Step into the working man's boots of Crossing Guard Joe as he battles the combined forces of angry motorists and bureaucratic red tape.
  • The gameplay requires hands-on action and quick thinking. The drivers of Monoxide City have no respect for traffic laws, pedestrians, common decency, or YOU. They won't stop for anything so you'll need to be quick on your feet and able to make snap-decisions to safely guide all the kids across the street.
  • 5 days a week for 5 weeks. As you progress through the 25 LEVEL CAMPAIGN you will face ever-worsening traffic conditions and environmental hazards. You start the game off with nothing but your trusty stop-sign and your pointing-arm, but as you progress you might find helpful objects, like barriers and traffic lights.
  • Your score is determined by speed, crossing-combos, and of course how many kids you manage to get across the street. Refine your strategy for each level for better scores and reach for the top spot on the ONLINE LEADERBOARDS.
  • Test the limits of your crossing guard skills in the CHALLENGE MODE!

Good luck out there, Joe. The kids of Monoxide City are counting on YOU!

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Nov 1, 2023
!! People get drunk every Friday. > The last week is the most memorable week of my entire life...
1 found this helpful
Recommended Dec 28, 2024
10/10 can pet the cat
Recommended Feb 15, 2024
Get pancaked!
Recommended Jan 12, 2024
Absolutely Brilliant!
Recommended Jan 3, 2024
LMAO
Recommended Jan 11, 2023
It.. is.. hard! And it can be really frustrating if you do not enjoy games focussed on micro-management. On top, I stopped playing because I cannot progress in Levels, since I am missing ONE star. So I need to redo those levels which were already hard to complete, and it is not motivating. (Sure, I need to complete them to become better, but this World-Cap came too early for my taste). On the other hand the soundtrack is perfect. Customisable Controls. A really good attention to Detail, for example the ads for STILTMAN! All that combined, it is fun. So definitely recommended if you want a light-hearted game which will make you reconsider if you wanna reproduce.

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