Cubion

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---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☑ Gnome. ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☑ Gnome. ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Gnome. ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Gnome. ☐ Lizards ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☑ Gnome. ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Gnome. ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☑ Gnome. ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☑ Gnome. ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ Gnome. ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

"Cubion" is a garbage ripoff of Flappy Bird with one simple, pointless difference, you also shoot. Otherwise the gameplay is as vacuous and pointless as Flappy Bird, and the developer bizarrely dumped this on Steam instead of the app stores, because, I dunno, he wanted to pollute Steam with trash? Well, here we are in the trash pile, and yep, this is trash. What do you do in the game? All you do is press one button which makes you bounce up a bit and shoot. Don't hit the top, bottom, or any of the barriers, and see if your shots can kill stuff that will otherwise put you out of your misery so you can go play real games instead of whatever this garbage is. This features really godawful pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks much worse than most other games because of that decision, and that's a major deterrent to gamers. Games like Terraria and Stardew Valley succeeded [i]despite[/i] the bad graphics, not because of them. This is "free" enough, at least you…

Игра "Cubion" — это увлекательная головоломка с элементами стратегии, где игрок управляет кубами, преобразуя их для решения задач. Графика минималистична, но яркая, а управление интуитивное. Плюс — разнообразие уровней и логичное построение механики. Минус — некоторые задания слишком сложны без подсказок. Рекомендую для любителей логических игр.

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Cubion is a unique and engaging puzzle game that has captured the attention of players with its innovative mechanics and charming aesthetics. Set in a vibrant, blocky world, the game challenges players to navigate through a series of increasingly complex levels, utilizing logic and strategy to solve puzzles. One of the standout features of Cubion is its intuitive gameplay. The controls are simple yet effective, allowing players of all skill levels to jump right in. The puzzles are cleverly designed, often requiring players to think outside the box and experiment with different approaches. This encourages a sense of exploration and creativity, making each level feel rewarding to complete. Visually, Cubion boasts a colorful and appealing art style that enhances the overall experience. The graphics are clean and well-designed, contributing to the game's charming atmosphere. The soundtrack complements the gameplay nicely, providing an enjoyable backdrop without being distracting. While some players may find certain puzzles challenging, this difficulty can also be seen as a positive aspect, as it keeps the gameplay engaging and encourages players to persist. The game also…