Dungeon Golf

Starting off if you plan to buy this to play with friends - Don't buy the game. It doesn't seem to get support anymore, and long story short the online doesn't work. I got it from a buddy on sale and we played together with 2 of our other friends. This game makes me really sad because it worked properly, albeit with some lag, for about an hour-ish. In that time I had a blast with my buddies and thought the game had massive potential. Then it crashed at the end of one of our games. And for the next 35 minutes it wouldn't even start the game, just a crash and a generic error message, no matter who hosted or map we picked. We found no fix, and after checking other reviews it seems that its not just an issue with us, and I'm not sure why it worked at all in the first place. So the game is essentially unplayable unless you wanted to play it solo against bots, which lets be honest, virtually nobody is doing. If the game ever got fixed with the online servers and with some QOL changes to the hud and controls I think this would be solid. I don't see that ever happening though so unfortunately this game is dead in the water

I'll try it some more later but for now I can't recommend. there are constant popups in the game every few seconds. they never just let you play the game. constant popups giving you random info. many of them also pause the game which is jarring and annoying. funnily enough, for all the popup tutorials, the game never tells you how to do basic things like use your abilities. you'll need to sift through the controls menu to find out. such incompetent game design. popups are annoying everywhere else on the internet. they aren't suddenly OK just because we're playing a game. the controls are also just atrocious. the space bar is used for several different things including swinging your shot. makes it easy to waste a turn. not sure what the point is of having such poorly designed control schemes. edit: I've tried the game again but it keeps getting hung on the loading screen for the 2nd hole. this is probably the end of my attempt to play this garbage

One of my favorite golf games! The aftertouch mechanic alone adds a ton of mobility for golf but the characters and powers make this very unique. Maps are fun, enemies are satisfying to kill, and the maps have a decent amount of variety

i put with da bone

A lot of the maps and player abilities are just not worthwhile. Why is a janky indie game trying to have me time my shots for accuracy whilst dealing with network lag AND, the go to for lazy devs, timing around spike traps. Cringe.

FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE for ten Beef n' Cheddars. :)