Five Nights at Sexy's

This game is an intellectual challenge, forcing me to use my massive brain to conserve energy while being surrounded by hot women with big jiggly boobies and butt cheeks. It’s only fitting that a man of my caliber... one who can seduce any woman, even the greatest personification of evil, gets to experience this level of explicit, rewarding content. This is a great way to relax and have a little hand sex (with myself) when all my girlfriends are too tired from all the sex with my big penis. The constant tension of managing the doors and cameras while trying to avoid the advancing sex dolls is thrilling. After the treadmill exercise, their big juicy sweaty ass cheeks come towards me and they want to sit on my lap and they are like "do you like that" and I'm like "yaaaa" and then we proceed to have sex. I like having sex because I have a big penis and I like my big penis because its really big and the women I have sex with also like my big penis. The final reward for surviving five nights proves that my dominance extends even to the world of malfunctioning animatronics. This game is perfect for a cool, smart, and dominant man like myself who needs a quick, hot distraction. All my gir…

didnt bust a nut fast enough :(

GOTY

Five Nights at Sexy's is an adults-only indie survival horror parody that takes the familiar idea of spending several dangerous night shifts inside a security office and gives it a deliberately provocative spin. Developed and published by Slippy Floor, it places the player in an adult entertainment establishment where robotic performers become increasingly dangerous after closing time. The concept is intentionally ridiculous rather than serious, mixing horror, sexual humor, resource management, and point-and-click mechanics into a relatively compact experience. Its unusual theme provides immediate novelty, although the actual gameplay underneath that presentation is considerably more conventional. Most of the experience takes place from the security office, where survival depends on monitoring different areas through surveillance cameras. The player cannot freely explore the building, so information becomes the most valuable resource. Checking cameras reveals where the robotic characters are located and whether one of them is moving closer to the office. When danger approaches, defensive doors can prevent an attack. The controls and objectives are easy to understand, allowing the …

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I cherish this game very deeply, it helped me through extremely tough times. It was the light at the end of the tunnel, a hand reaching out at the end of a cliff, Five Nights at Sexy's is the greatest game ever made and will never be beaten. Unless Five Nights at Sexy's 2 releases...