

Socrates Ragebait
Bbp · 2026 · Horror, Singleplayer, Philosophical, Interactive Fiction, Linear
PC
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About Socrates Ragebait
"If your job is to lock me, what are you without me?" -Socrates
They were supposed to stay in the history books, but they’ve broken through the temporal rift and they are annoying. Ancient philosophers have invaded a modern-day facility, and they won't stop asking "Why?" until your brain melts.As the night security guard, your job is simple: Contain the thinkers. Protect your sanity.Key Features:
- Existential Survival: Use your security monitors to track Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle as they roam the halls looking for someone to debate.
- Watch Out: These thinkers are crafty. They’ll use every trick in the book, hiding in vents, cutting wires, and sabotaging your gear. Just to nag you with relentless philosophical questions.
- The "Socratic Method" Defense: Manage your limited power to blast white noise and drown out their "wisdom." Shut the doors and keep the facility locked down before they "enlighten" you to death.
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