The Sorceress

https://youtu.be/RTrD9uVp0bs The Sorceress is an MMO style-based single-player experience without any of the concepts that make an MMO worthwhile. Bland and overly generic gameplay that is marred extensively with broken english showing that the Developers couldn't even be bothered to hire an English translation service outside of Google. The game is so boring I couldn't even be bothered to suffer past the first 1/2 hour of gameplay. Nothing about this game is good. The controls are exceptionally counter-intuitive. The "I" button to engage dialogue, are you kidding me!?!?! Note to Dev: Standard practices for most video games denote a certain intuitive control scheme for most games. These are typically dictated by minimal movement of the entire hand to be able to control your game. That makes your control scheme objectively bad. But, to be fair it's indicative of the entire experience. This game is a chore. Not a game. The $7 price tag makes me want to punch my screen. It is an insult to any gamer to actually expect money for this crap. Final Verdict: Game 3/10 Developer integrity and honesty -1/10

Not too long ago I talked about The Sorceress, a game so good that it fraudulently touted itself as winning numerous awards and promptly banned anyone who dared to say otherwise. But how bad can a game be that, in a theoretical alternate universe, managed to take home best graphics, best atmosphere, best action, the Indie World Award, and the Dev Gamm award that hadn't even happened yet? Pretty bad. The sorceress tells the story of a world torn asunder by bad creatures, and you the sorceress are the only one that can stop them. The game tells you this through broken English narration and recorded video of the main character hitting things with her sword while numbers pop out. You'd be forgiven if you mistook this for a bad fan-made machinima project, all it's missing is the five frames per second video and the 'unregistered bandicam' logo splashed at the top. You often hear game critics talk about developers not bothering to put any effort into their quests, but I think Karabas Studio should be claiming a patent on the concept. The second quest you receive in the game is from an innkeeper and literally just says "I need to kill 2 Skeletons. Can you kill the skeletons for me, ple…

Oh, look! World of Warcrack with no vertical mouse translation! Does it blow Skeleton Members? Unequivocal Yes. The game is empirically ♥♥♥♥. It wants to be World of Warcraft and Diablo all at the same time-- then sends you on a quest to kill a thing you can't kill until you've ground out a few thousand level 1 mooks... To even be *able* to kill the level 1 Boss monster. Go figure. Chief Minion S3cr3t4ryK1tt3h and I spent a bit more than half an hour with this game-- details below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-38ECqpeX0 TL;DW: You couldn't pay me enough to play the entire game. That's NOT going to happen.

The fact that I have received this game as a gift shouldn't take away from the fact that over an hour of my time that I have spent between this game's demo and the paid version have been completely and utterly wasted over the past week that I have encountered this game. [h1]First Off, A Little History Lesson[/h1] "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana (1863-1952) The whole saga begins precisely one week ago with Karabas_Studio releasing this game with awards from two shows, the Indie World show and the Dev Gamm show. The only issue is that this was all fake, and here's why. The award shows usually award games of the previous calendar year. So for example, in the case of Indie World show, he claimed that he won those awards in 2016. The only problem is that to be eligible for that show's awards, the developer has to release this game in 2015. The Dev Gamm award that he so featured on his game's store page was for this year, 2017. To generally be eligible for that award, on Planet Earth, the game would have to be released in 2016. By this humble reviewer's opinion, either he never was nominated for those awards, or he pulled a f…

Waste of money for a 'game' that looks worst than most free games out here. No RPG elements here whatsoever. Looks more like a MMO and plays like one. A really bad one. I had much more fun playing Runscape for a whole 2 and a half hours mining some iron, silver and gold ores to craft some weapons and utensils to sell in the market than 5 damn minutes of this horrible joke of a game. Whatever you do, please don't waste 5 bucks on this bad joke unless you: a. Want to buy this game if you like wasting money or want to review it online; b. Want to collect as many games as possible (only god knows why); c. Are a masochist and like to suffer / have no soul; d. Don't know how to read (would be kinda sad though). Welp, that's my warning. Wanna waste money? Wanna slowly poison your soul? Wanna have no fun whatsoever while wasting precious life time (without godmode you're life has a limited lifespan, sorry. And no respawns allowed. Server admin just wants to see us suffer) and brain cells? Wanna expirience the true definition of S H I T on your own computer? Well I'll be damned! Just buy this game!

Mouse camera controls are completely off from every other game of this type, and the dev can care less.