Too Angry to Space
AK84C · 2016 · Action, Indie, Casual, Platformer, Side Scroller
PC
Mixed67% · 54 📉 Recent reviews down 45%
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About Too Angry to Space
Do you miss the times when games were not holding your hand? When they did not forgive mistakes and controls and rules were clear and simple to learn? YES? So you miss the 90s! Then prepare to travel back in time. As a cosmic marine Red Madson shoot, jump and kill the aliens who were so stupid to attack your base. Find the exit in 14 wide levels and get back to Earth.
Too Angry To Space encourages you to sit back, relax and get ready for some classic 2D side-scrolling action reinvented and reimagined! With its clever blend of platforming trickery and old-school pixel-perfect jump’n’fun, lock-and-load and embark on a dangerous mission to defend your base… Mission objective: kill robots, destroy enemies, kill more robots, survive and escape! Here you will find pure action without a post-rpg bullshit like leveling the hero or sneaking around.
- Simple controls which allow you to play with just one hand. In the second one you can hold a beer (or soda if you are a minor).
- Level of difficulty which requires skill but allows you to acquire them as the game goes on. You don’t have to remember to save your progress – the game does it for you, but if you die too many times, you will be punished.
- 100% oldschool from 90s in graphics and also in gameplay.
- 160 different rooms on 14 levels.
- 4 types of weapons with 2 modes of use.
- Parental controls - you can turn off the profanities and give this game to your children if you want.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Disclosure: I have only made it to Level-8, and not completed the game yet. I will post and update once I have completed it. *Pros:* --------- Simple, old style 2-D shooter (this is exactly what they were like) Easy to pick up and play Any PC can play it (you can play it on a toaster) Game SW/File size is small (see Toaster above) 5-Card Game Card Set (reason I bought it was to get the cards) -------- I got 6 cardd drop in the 5+ hours I played it (1 card/hour) -------- Minimally, I'd need to play 25+ hours (5 cards/badge * 5 badges). -------- This is of course with the low probability I got no duplicate cards Cheesy voice Lines: [This could be a "con" to some] ------ "No time to bleed" ------ "You want to kill me?? Try it M-Fer" ------ "You want my head? Go on and take it" ------ "Bullets, Bullets, Bullets ... Bullets everywhere" ------ "Smile M-Fer" ------ "Make my day A-holes" ------ "Catch{?} this B-tch" ------ "die, die, die" ------ "You are the disease, and I'm the medicine" ------ "Die you dumb F--" ------ "Die you creep" ------ "I found my boomstick(?)" *Cons:* ---------- No ability to change key bindin…2 found this helpful
Buggy on the controller, randomly jumps, Avoid, not worth it.2 found this helpful
its glitchy,controls are stupid and the cussing isnt needed
Pulled me in due to the nostalgia, but fun I did not have. It's a clunky platformer that never quite feels fun to play. I feel the inspiration from platformers of the 90s, but the game is missing the charm that made those such a fun experience.
boring, bad graphics and mediocre gameplay.
Simple but very immersive platform shooter. I love how main characters avatar changes after taking some damage <3
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