Vaporwave Simulator

very good game successfully recreates the experience of being high on something that isn't very legal truly feels like I,m tripping hella balls 10/10 feels like weed in nose yours truly 2004 ford fiesta

This game plays like i slipped and fell up my own ass.

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Strange, somewhat trippy graphics. Terrible soundtrack music. OK sound effects. Animation that varies from reasonably OK to pretty terrible and, er, that's it. No real game play, just wander about the place looking at the graphics. I wasn't sure what to expect from this, but I guess I did expect something. I can only assume the developer got bored and so didn't bother finishing it.