Why pizza?
Marginalact · 2021 · Precision Platformer, Side Scroller, 2D Platformer, Puzzle Platformer, Puzzle
PC
8 user reviews63% · 8
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About Why pizza?
Why pizza? Because it awesome!You are one of the delivery guys working at a pizzeria and you need to hurry because pizza can get cold.
WHY PIZZA is a platformer, physical simulator, and delivery job simulator. You have to deliver pizza, get your payment and survive this day, if you have not enough money you'll lose your house, food, and life, so be careful and work hard!Cheesy wonky characters, fun levels, and hot pizza are included.
- Controlling your heavy head to get through game space
- Controlling your body to get on the platforms
- Controlling your hands to destroy obstacles on your way
- Jumping & controlling your head to make longer or shorter jumps
- Jumping to get on the platforms
- Picking items to destroy obstacles
- Dropping items to destroy obstacles
- Avoiding enemies
- Picking coins to get more money
- Controlling your head is a tricky task so you'll need to understand where your head should be
Features:
- Control your heavy head to climb to the client
- Deliver pizza through complex multiway levels
- Sustain your family and a cat
- Play with your friend in local multiplayer!
- Yummy pizza
Cheezzzzz!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
"Why pizza?" (aka Cat Pizza... when the developer doesn't even know what their game is called, you know you're gonna have a bad time) is yet another of literally thousands of 2D retro platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere. This is a particularly badly made platformer that revolves around comically bad ragdoll physics as the major selling point... and this did not sell well as a result, it was a complete failure. The idea is that you have to fight ragdoll physics and various obstacles to deliver some pizza. Nobody cared. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The developers didn't design the game for modern gaming PCs, as such the display resolution caps out at 1080p, a very low resolution that became mainstream back in 2006 and became obsolete when 4K entered the mainstream in 2014. The game simply won't look right on modern gaming displays due to this failure on the part of the developers. The visuals in this game are a complete joke, it's seriously just a bunch of MS-Paint sprites/images that look like they were lazily scrawled out over the s…9 found this helpful
The controller button prompts in the game are completely wrong, and what's worse is that the buttons are all mixed up with no way of remapping them. B selects things in the menu, in contradiction to every other game throughout history. X is jump. I think A is to go back but it often seems like going back isn't even an option?! It's a mess and entirely confusing. So after mentioning this in the Steam forums the developer immediately responded saying they would look into this right away. Although when it came down to it they never ended up following through, I doubt they even took a look at it. This game is incomplete and with no effort in supply, Stay Away! Also, waaaay too expensive (in its current state it should be free).8 found this helpful
Why is my head so freaking big1 found this helpful
Why are we still here, just to suffer?1 found this helpful
If you like Getting Over It and want something a bit more colorful this is a good pick. I guess in a way it is rage inducing if you like that. It's silly, cute, and something I could only ever try once.
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