Intrusion 2

The most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ badass game ever

For four agonizing, soul-crushing years, I endured this game on Y8. Four years of raw, unadulterated suffering, watching a slideshow at a cinematic 12 FPS while my laptop cooked my thighs like a cheap microwave steak. My brain melted, my retinas burned, and my mouse hand developed a twitch that my doctor refuses to diagnose. I was basically training like Goku in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, except instead of heavy gravity, it was 2010 Flash Player lag. So, when I finally boughtIntrusion 2 on Steam and booted it up on a functional machine, it was like taking off a 500lb pair of concrete shoes. The physics engine didn't even know what hit it. Moving at a buttery-smooth frame rate felt like breaking the sound barrier. I tore through every enemy, obliterated every boss, and utterly humiliated the game in 6.8 hours flat. 14/14 achievements unlocked. 100% completed. The bosses were screaming for mercy, but after suffering four years in browser-helI, mercy was long dead and buried under a pile of ragdoll physics and explosive crates. Did I waste four years of my youth struggling through a pixelated slideshow? Absolutely. Was 100% speedrunning it in under 7 hours to exact my re…

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pure nostalgia. well, not really, it's also actually a fun arcadey sidescrolling shooter game with some enjoyable jank physics.

Impressive use of Flash. Like Metal Slug mixed with Half-Life 2, but the bullets are too slow. Everything feels a little too slow. Drags the game down. There is also a memory leak bug which causes the frame rate to drop severely.

This has got to be a parody on gaming. I guess the charm is the horrid controls and physics but it is completely lost on me. Granted there is an audience for this shart but no way is it for me or anyone wanting to have actual fun.