Bacon Man: An Adventure

lard lass is hot

Bacon Man: An Adventure has been an enlightening experience. I had never been big on Bacon before but after the titular character Bacon Man cusses out an unimportant ruffian over the lack of Bacon in their diet I came to realise the vast importance of a grease rich, protein powered diet. I have already consumed 183 pounds of raw bacon, 4 dogs and 13 small children in my pursuit towards the Meat Throne and have become an unstoppable wall of pure flesh and grease. I have become both a god and a menace to civilised society as we know it and it's all thank's to Bacon Man: An Adventure

Fun game, i left my wife and kids to start my own bacon adventure. my irl bacon adventure was going just as i had hoped! i got a team of awesome adventures but my adventure was cut short because apparently "it's illegal to beat up people on the street then jump on walls to escape cops, then shoot people that are in my way." like bro, i want to be the meat king! 10/10 game Though. (lard lass is best waifu <3)

Perhaps one of the most horrendously difficult and unfair games that I have ever played in my entire life. Although I could list everything wrong with this game (SO FAR), doing so would be time-consuming, so I chose to keep this review short.

This game reminds me of a certain man. This game perfectly represents who he is.

it's a pretty alright plat-former with some fun themes and what not only issue is don't expect this game to be easy rather a pretty tough time good for achievements icons though lol