Beanstalk

Beanstalk

Cold-Dark Software™ · 2022 · Casual, Anime, 3D Platformer, Psychological Horror, Female Protagonist

PC
4 user reviews50% · 4
Best price
$1.99
lowest tracked $0.99
Steam Buy at Steam

Compare prices in Official Stores

Steam
Steam
Standard Edition · Steam
$1.99
Buy

Screenshots

About Beanstalk

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, actually, just yesterday, in the local market, your moronic little brother exchanged the family cow for a bag of magic beans. He admitted that his plan was to sell the cow to get money for food, but a nice man persuaded him to exchange it for beans, which could grow all the way to the clouds, where he could find a magic castle with a golden goose inside that can lay golden eggs.

After you spend the entire evening running through the market in search for this mysterious “nice” man, you came home and sent your little brother to bed without dinner. What you saw the next morning made you nearly regret your anger towards your little brother. A humongous beanstalk was growing in the middle of your field. However, as your late father used to say, “When it rains, it pours”, not only did the plant completely ruin all the other crops that you planted, there were also no beans growing on it and in the house you found a note from your brother saying:

“See, I was right, those really were magic beans and you had no reason to be this upset about it. I’m going to climb this beanstalk and I will find the magic castle in the clouds and I will find the golden goose and then we will be rich and then you will have to apologize to me for being mad at me!”

So now you will have to climb the beanstalk in order to beat the sh… in order to save your little brother before he falls down and breaks his neck.

Gameplay:
Your goal in this 3D platformer is to climb to the top of the beanstalk. Jump from stalk to leaf, from leaf to stalk, grab onto sprouts, ride the cloud and hope you don't make a mistake. The only enemies are impatience and yourself. Don't worry, you won't die even when you fall down and your progress will always be saved. Always. Even when you wish it wasn't.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Aug 31, 2022
A very difficult game! The timer on the top of the screen makes for a very difficult challenge of wanting to complete the game fast! It's very difficult climbing to the top without falling down or without any little movement mistakes! I decided to challenge myself and try speedrunning to the top without falling off a single time! Which i managed to do and beat the game in under 10 minutes! Such n incredible experience this game was lol!
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Aug 1, 2022
Insanely fun game but there are jumps that feel way too crushing when you fail them and it feels too easy at times to be knocked back to the start.
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Feb 4, 2026
My anxiety disorder is not built to withstand rage platformers, especially poorly designed ones that feel unfinished.
Recommended Jan 30, 2023
Great speed game

Community reviews

0 reviews

Sign in to write a review.

No reviews yet. Be the first to review this game.

More like Beanstalk