Bone Boy

Silly goofy and perhaps even whimsical at times, but don't let the cutesy facade fool you. Bone Boy is an arduous and unforgiving experience, one might even say the dark souls of skateboarding bone games. Skateboard your way past the goofy dialogue and memorable characters who I would like to purchase stickers (and perhaps even plushies?) of and drop into to the hellscape we've so lovingly dubbed "the human body". Bone by lives hard and fast as he rockets pasts the terrifying germs tape worms and white-blood cells (be sure to practice your grinds because it only gets more intense from there). It's all fun and games until you encounter the "Brain City ramp of doom", with no reset buttons and no save states, the ramp of doom traps naive and unwitting players in a perpetual limbo, unable to die unable to proceed, a weaker man may deem this the end and start the game over or just give up entirely but a select few (myself included) took the opprotunity to master the bone boy physics and escape the would be eternal resting place. Though I am still seeking financial compensation from the devs for the mental and physical strain i experienced, the brain city ramp of doom left me stronger th…

haha, boner.

It's a bit rough around the edges. Although I love the concept, characters, and atmosphere, this game needs way more time in the oven to be playable. If you like playing student games, this one still might be worth a try.

Similar to a game called Skater Frog, the most painful 5 minutes I've ever had to push through just so I can review a game. Don't install, don't play, don't run this game. Period.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

Requires a lot of grinding. Humerus at time.