Climber Girl

I can't believe I actually finished this game. I love euro/slav jank type games or even just mediocre games, its my guilty pleasure but good lord this game was something else. This game was inspired by the movie “Climber Girl and the Last of the Seven Cradles” created by PARAMIR Film Company (2007) based on the novel “Climber Girl” by O. Sinicyn. You can't find an english version of this movie there is none but the most you need to know is it closely resembles Indiana Jones with Tomb Raider. I did find someones old blog post from 2015 reviewing the movie and it talks about it in english, the movie seems okay or passable. Let me list some clunky things first.... - The game takes 5 minutes to load when you start up - Half the sounds don't work as files are named in Russian so you have to go through files to rename them to the correct file name - It crashes constantly. Leave a level crash, load game crash, video file plays (cutscene) crash, Accidentally alt tab or hit windows the game crashes in the background you can't bring it back up. So if you crash you have to wait the long 5 minutes to start the game, I had to get my phone out while waiting between crashes while waiting age…

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I did the tutorial 3 times. Why isnt the game starting? How do i complete the tutorial? Can someone help me? I climbed up this horrible wall 3 times. This is the worst game i have seen in 35 years of being alive. Why would they allow her legs and arms come towards the camera and not stay flat against the wall? Embarrassing clownware. And if the game is not HORRIBLE enough. They put stamina that takes FOREVER to recharge so you cant even experience the horrible climbing even if you wanted to. You have to leave your pc while the stamina recharges because it takes so long these developers should not be allowed to make video games oh and the ak47 has no sound? The game has 3 guns and you couldnt even be bothered to fire them? No wonder this games broken. The tutorial is so poorly written. size 12 font comes up in the center of your screen and just says "move between the containers" but doesnt tell you to go left or right to the guns or the climbing first i did the tutorial 3 times in various ways, i cant seem to complete it and move on to the game also if you play old games widescreen stretched to 16:9, you shouldnt be allowed to post screenshots. Thats not what the game looks l…

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Climber Girl, developed by AlterLab Development and published by Strategy First, is an unusual entry in the action-adventure genre that attempts to stand out through its emphasis on physicality and precision. Rather than relying solely on traditional platforming or shooting mechanics, the game builds its entire identity around a detailed climbing system where the player controls each limb independently. This concept sounds compelling on paper, offering a more tactile and realistic approach to scaling cliffs, ruins, and caverns. Yet while the ambition is evident, the execution proves to be as challenging as the climbs themselves, often turning what could have been a rewarding test of skill into a battle against the game’s own control scheme. The story follows a daring female climber on a quest for a powerful ancient artifact, a mission that quickly entangles her in conflict with a secretive organization determined to claim it first. The premise evokes the pulpy adventure narratives of old-school exploration games, complete with mysterious temples, hidden mechanisms, and encounters with human adversaries guarding long-forgotten treasures. Though the plot provides enough motivation t…