Crimen - Mercenary Tales
Carbon Studio · 2023 · Action, Adventure, Action-Adventure, Choose Your Own Adventure, Hack and Slash
PC
Mixed68% · 25 📉 Recent reviews down 60%
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About Crimen - Mercenary Tales
Raise yer glasses high, me hearties! 🍺 Embark on a (bloody!) journey through eight swashbucklin' tales of grandeur, riches, and legendary feats!
Slash your way through eerie castles, ancient temples, forsaken shipwrecks, and other astonishing locations while wielding a variety of historically accurate weapons directly from the 17th-century.
Experience visually captivating comic book graphics, while being entertained by the mercenary humor of the tavern’s patrons and their over-the-top achievements.
• Loosen up! An arcade (and quite bloody!) slasher that sets us apart from your typical physics-based VR titles
• Eight incredible funny adventures told by eight expressive characters
• Appealing and colorful comic-like visuals
• Great deal of humor, easter eggs, and pop-culture references
• Numerous historically relevant weapons and locations from 17th-century Europe
• Awesome Slav folk musical background from Arkadiusz Reikowski
Slash your way through eerie castles, ancient temples, forsaken shipwrecks, and other astonishing locations while wielding a variety of historically accurate weapons directly from the 17th-century.
Experience visually captivating comic book graphics, while being entertained by the mercenary humor of the tavern’s patrons and their over-the-top achievements.
• Loosen up! An arcade (and quite bloody!) slasher that sets us apart from your typical physics-based VR titles
• Eight incredible funny adventures told by eight expressive characters
• Appealing and colorful comic-like visuals
• Great deal of humor, easter eggs, and pop-culture references
• Numerous historically relevant weapons and locations from 17th-century Europe
• Awesome Slav folk musical background from Arkadiusz Reikowski
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
This simply is not a good game. Gameplay feels extremely shallow and simple. Figting is just bad. Maybe this would have worked better in 2016 among the first VR games, but certainly not today. Devs have added nice lighting and better textures, but the game still looks totally Questified. This is a Quest port, everything is made for a gpu using 1 tflop (=Adreno 650 phone gpu in the Quest 2), and it really shows. Some models aren't even 3D, but 2D, like some spear-spiked pirates. Models and environments, even with occasionally some nice 3D grass, are extremely low-poly. Looks and plays like a 20 year old PC game at best. Also even adding nice lighting, the game is severely unoptimized, using an oc'ed RTX 3090 with 24GB vram (same speed as 4070 Ti), my Index res 200% gets reprojections in just 80 Hz, but mostly the game is smooth with that res. Being a Quest port, there are no graphics settings, one size fits all. Even for 5 bucks and 70% off I cannot recommend this game, because I'm not going to play it, the game is too boring and simple - and feels like a waste of my time. If fact, I think such lackluster and extremely mediocre games are hurting VR a lot - if Crimen is your fi…4 found this helpful
Just dont.2 found this helpful
really good game didnt have any issue with quest 32 found this helpful
Good, whimsical fun, from start to finish. Works well enough on vive pro 2 with wands.1 found this helpful
6/10 Fun, for a while, but there is a game- breaking bug on level 5. The weapons are the wrong way around.
Funny, combat machanics are nice. Graphics are cartoonish, but ok.
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