Dinosaur Shakespeare: To Date or Not To Date?

Review removed because it was overly hyperbolic/dramatic of me to begin with, and people took it as an invitation to go harass the dev of these games. Which is NOT at all okay.

I am a fan of Shakespeare and the thought of a dating sim mixing that with my childhood fascination with dinosaurs brought a smile to my face and caused me to jump on this game. I enjoyed the ability to choose different paths just as the player before you even jump on trying to jump som... I mean jump into some dinos arms of love. There are plenty of endings to keep you entertained for hours. Oh and by the way there is also a sprinkling of superior alien species in there as well. At one point in time I went from a highschool to a faerieland to a space ship in one storyline. Also a ghost, there is a ghost in here. This is very entertaining, the achievements add to the smile coming from the various storylines. A fun and odd dating sim that is worth every minute you will get from it. I came in curious and left with dino sized amounts of giggles from this game.

It's a visual novel. Read a bunch, make choices and friends. These friends happen to be 5 dinosaurs and a woolly mammoth who are also fannon versions of Shakespeare characters. It switches between school tropes, royal conspiracies, and metatextual humor so fast that I gotta keep thinking to stay engaged. Nice.

Frankly, I love the wibbly wobbly timey wimey AU-ness of this series. But I admit that it can make it more difficult to treat each game a stand-alone and there's always a lot of weird stuff going on. With that in mind, this game will make more sense if you've played the first Furry Shakespeare game and without it you will have a lessened experience. If you're coming here from Furry Shakespeare, expect more of the same here. Tybalt is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, characters are trying to resolve their individual conflicts as well as the greater problem literally looming over the horizon, and you might get to get jiggy with a dinosaur at the end. There are no explicit images in this game. Definitely cursing and discussion in dialog of what you've done behind closed doors, but that's it.